This is gonna sound hella depressing, so be warned:

I don't wanna survive the apocalypse. If decades of playing, watching and reading dystopian sci-fi has taught me anything, it's that the apocalypse absolutely, unequivocally sucks ass. I've also told my spouse that the moment disaster hits, we're just gonna put on some good music, cuddle together and wait.

Like, I can barely survive as it is on my own sofa with all my modern comforts. Ain't no way I could handle living in the woods evading or fighting whatever the hell has destroyed the world.

So yeah, no kits, no survival. Just let it be over.