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Anonymous Coward · 27d

Box: Have you giving your dad a wedgie before?

Box) Yes! It was during this big press conference! He was in serious mode as usual and his underoos were just riding up his pants, I couldn't hold it back- I mean- He woulda done the same thing to me! But yeah long story short- He got a nasty wedgie and the grand heads of the P.F.H. got to see my butt get spanked-

Anonymous Coward · 27d

Hey, Box. Do you ever get bothered by your hair being in your eyes?

Box) Well I mean maybe when I was younger, but after like 50 years you kinda get used to it, it makes some things a fun challenge! Like driving in space!

Anonymous Coward · 27d

Boxers or briefs

Box) Imma cheat and say both- It's kinda had to choose y'know!? I pop on a pair and I always gravitate to the others

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