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What if there was a freak devil that ate ass and sucked toes
Keep it professional. If you were a trainee, I would fire you.
Do you remember your lack of ears a week ago
What? Speak up.
It’s my birthday. 🥳 here’s to another year of your favorite civilian - 🥀
Happy birthday.
man, how are you there? Is it hot there?
Yes.
AKI YOU'RE BACK
Partially.
the rat is back…and i am now a queen instead of a king!! 🐀🐀🧀👑🏳️⚧️
Congrats.
where is angel pleaseueueuueue its been two months tell him to come backkfkkfk😭😭😭😭😭😭 for my sanity
I'll tell him.
sir hayakawa cna you pleeaseee come back i msssi yuouuuy😭😭😭
I'll consider it.
I MISSED YOU BRO
Who is this?
Do you think you'd be a Scottish Fold cat or a munchkin cat? (You HAVE to choose either 😠)
Scottish fold.
went to yaoicentral and everyone knew u
Funny. I've never been there.
why don't you just use a gun against devils
Next question.
happy belated mothers day mommy 💋
Think you sent this to the wrong person. Thx.
i ate your chocolates . i was hungry
As long as you didn't drink the Blue Ribbon.
My tummy hurts any advice?
Try peppermint or ginger.
THE WEDDING QUESTION!!!!!! I'M DYSLEXIC, I'LL RUN MY QUESTIONS BY GRAMMARLY NEXT TIME!!! WAHHHH I'M SO SORRY MY LUNG CANCER KING 😭🙏😔
No problem.
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