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Anon · 2y

How can you possibly expect to actually attack anyone when those big, blubber bloated arms of yours can't even reach past your massive chest???

This is EVIL SLANDER and I know exactly who asked this!!! I can reach just fine thank you!!! I gotta squiiiish past, quite the pair of blubbery, lard-laden baps! But I can still do it just fine, with a little effort! So nyeeeeehhh!!

@HoofusDoofus
Elias/Clem/Quill · 2y

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