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Hyoerexample · 6mo
It's great to meet you.
Ggood t o meet youu, too..?
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
When can we set up a appointment? Also can we kiss behind the plants in the main office?
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Anonymous patient. · 6mo
skibidi toilet
I don’t like this message.
hyoerwind · 6mo
i need to kiss you so bad Like im not even gonna lie anymore
aah
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
HOW'S YOUR SISTER?
hhurt she’s writhing
hyoerwind · 6mo
i miss you , doc .
mmiss yyyou too angel
Hyoerneon · 6mo
I feel like you have to listen to everyone but. Has anyone ever asked you how you were really doing?
No. Only my friends do. But I am fine with that.
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
Hello doctor I'm not able to remember anything is there any way i can get my memories back?
Does your head hurt at all?
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
I WANT YOU
Oh dear. How about some tea instead?
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
HELLO, MY SON! YOU SHOULD COME BY THE LABORATORY AGAIN SOME TIME! I’VE GOT SOME NEW EXPERIMENTS THAT I WOULD LOVE TO TRY OUT. JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!
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Anonymous patient. · 6mo
how the fuck do i give those blackrock freaks what they fucking deserve i’m so fucking tired of their bullshit
You sent this to the inbox of a Blackrock resident.
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
kisses you platonically ❤Thamk you...Good therapist 5 Stars on yelp
I appreciate it. No more kisses, though.
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
I’m so lonely, I’m so lonely!!!!
Maybe you deserve it, have you ever thought of that?
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
Hyoerbeetle . !
Hello, Beetle. Nice to see you here.
Anonymous patient. · 6mo
This hyoer trend is the worst fucking thing Ive seen on retrospring so far
I suggest you take your sorry ass back to bed. What the fuck are you so cranky for? Why are you so mad that people are having fun? Get a fucking job. If you’re letting such a harmless twitter gimmick get to your head like this, you’re obviously not equipped to deal with anything serious outside of the online world. You are not special. Try having fun for once in your life. Loosen up. It’s not that difficult.