IceMan

A sewer goblin who had the temerity to dream of the pursuit of knowledge and the creation of fine art. I write stories about fat nerds and occasionally things about other characters too.

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What are you curious about?

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Anonymous · 4mo

Is there a full version of your twitter avatar anywhere, by the way? I'm not finding anything on kafekafei's account

Secret :)

Anonymous · 4mo

Would Andromeda be a good cuddler, or would she be the sort who just lies there?

Yes, she sort of just lies there and is probably looking at something else on her phone.

Anonymous · 4mo

What'd be the worst part about kissing Andromeda?

She is bereft of finesse and will probably burp in your face unabashedly.

Anonymous · 4mo

Would Andromeda be a good kisser?

Absolutely fucking not.

Anonymous · 4mo

If a miracle where to occur and Andromeda entered into romantic relationship, how long would it take for her to notice? Does it take her a few weeks or would she be three years into a marriage and still wondering if the other person likes her?

She's not totally oblivious, she'd figure it out fairly quickly so long as the once the other person's intentions were clear.

IceMan · 4mo

Anonymous · 5mo

What is the appeal of fat nerds?

What isn't the appeal? Are you saying you don't enjoy a boundlessly intelligent mind that is shackled to the hedonistic pleasure of stuffing their face and playing the latest games, adding more and more kilos of pale flab to their already morbidly obese body? Because if so you are quite foolish indeed.

IceMan · 5mo

Anonymous · 5mo

Favorite fictional scientist?

Mordin Solus from Mass Effect, he's just great, though I'm not personally a fan of his "good" ending in the third game. Then again most of that game is a mess anyways.

IceMan · 5mo

Anonymous · 5mo

Do you have any plans for any writing projects?

Yes, I have an entire new arc of the Institute that I'd like to get to... eventually. Plus lots of short stories I've started but haven't finished.

IceMan · 5mo

Anonymous · 7mo

Pivot on the clone questions, how many Vanya’s before Ronigers brain implodes in rage?

He can barely handle one Vanya, I think if a second appeared Roniger would shoot it on the spot.

IceMan · 7mo

Anonymous · 7mo

For one reason or another, Andromeda ends up needing to attend a very formal event. How does she dress?

She'd probably wear a nice suit and tie, she's not one for dresses unless someone forced her to wear one.

IceMan · 7mo

Anonymous · 7mo

How did Andromeda deal with her sexual needs before she bought herself the vibrator?

I think we're going around in circles here. Find something else to talk about.

IceMan · 7mo

Anonymous · 7mo

What was it that caused Andromeda to finally get over her embarassment and actually try out the vibrator? Just curiosity, or something else?

She was finally horny enough to need it.

IceMan · 7mo

Anonymous · 7mo

What would andromeda do if 1000 THR "EARTHMOVER"

She would be playing Ultrakill, I guess.

IceMan · 7mo

Anonymous · 7mo

If you were cursed with an affliction that required you constantly keep yourself from a seemingly corrupted and normal state wherein you grow more unstable corrupted-wise, what would you do lmao

I would simply remove the curse, obviously.

IceMan · 7mo

Anonymous · 7mo

Seeing as Andromeda has a tendency to snack while masturbating, has it ever happened that she's managed to finish herself off only to realize that she's gotten herself too stuffed to get up and waddle to the shower? How would she react in such a situation?

If that were to happen, she'd be very annoyed about it. It'd just be another reminder that her gluttony is a problem.