Corn Chip · 1mo

You have been approached by a powerful entity known only as "Gav". Gav has a profound supernatural power to create husbandos with the flick of his mind. He is willing to bestow this upon you, at a price. That price is thus: the only music you can listen to going forward is whatever the fuck is playing on your local radio station. You can turn the music off, but the only music you can have is what the local radio station where you are is playing. So, do you take the deal?

Okay... So... On one hand I could flick a perfect homosexual version of blaidd into existence who I would hope is just also in love with me and my polycule.

On the other hand I'm cursed to only be able to listen to my local radio. I take it mean that even if something else is playing I just hear the local radio.

Fuuuuck. I love music.... But husbando blaidd..... Uuuuuuuuuuuuh fuck it. I love music but it's not my artistic passion I'll take the my shitty local radio so I can have Blaidd.

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