Corn Chip · 1mo

What is the worst film you have ever seen?

I would say the rifftrax dubbing of "Fun in Balloon Land" but I wouldn't call that a film and I couldn't watch it all the way through. Not even rifftrax could make that shit enjoyable.

So I'm gonna have to go with Thor: Love and Thunder.

I love Taika Waititi but he made a shitty movie. I actively hate it.

The antagonist is poorly written and acts out of character randomly. One would think, given how much he cared about his daughter and how much he values children he wouldn't endanger them as much as he does, nevermind we he creates monsters to literally try to kill them towards the end.

The screaming goats are the fucking worst cause it makes a shitty joke out of an actual mythological fact concerning Thor as a character.

I hate that Jane can't just be the new Thor for this movie, and thus the main character. I hate that she dies so we can keep the Thor we have.

Thor having this stupid fucking "am I your rebound axe?!" dynamic with his new weapon is so fucking idiotic and hackneyed.

I'll also just never forgive Taika making the character he plays gay only to portray them as the most sexless "inoffensive" gay man possible. Fuck that. Fuck him.

Nevermind that that movie is just tonal whiplash the film. There were a few times I thought there was going to be a sincere moment and then nope there's the goats that scream like people or Taika's character is gonna make shit awkward.

I got twenty minutes into that movie and I knew with every fiber of my being it was going to be garbage but I watched it all the way through out of the vain hope that it might end up being good. It wasn't.

Just fire that movie into the sun.

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