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Why are shark tits so cool?
cuz sharks are cool, and tits are cool, so shark tits are cool squared.
How big is the limit? No, I will not elaborate. (:
Limits are for quitters
More importantly (now that I’ve remembered to log in) - what happened to the public titty crisis and was it resolved in a satisfactory manner
A spending bill was passed to invest in shark boobs and make it go away temporarily.
How does one go about investing in shark boobs
Paypal me $30,000 USD
Ma'am, if I can still see the sky past your shoobies then they clearly aren't big enough
That's a very good point, I'll correct this ASAP.
Have ever considered giving aren lippiles? That seems like the kind of potion mishap he’d get himself into.
Very invested in this idea I see.
Does aren have any potions he particularly enjoys brewing?
Well he's certainly partial to the tamer ones that don't, you know, result in weird shapes or sizes.
Do any of your OC's have pets? (besides Aqua and their fish, of course)
Nah not really
[quietly, unable to make eye contact] are the valves on a pool toy… sensitive?
Don't make it weird
Does Sara normally follow Jackie off the ship with her robot body? Or does she prefer to keep it abord?
Very rarely, Sara is a shipboard AI and there's lots of weirdness involved in going from being effectively a self-propelled house to just a person on the street, but she does sometimes slip out to cause trouble if Jackie takes too long with whatever errands she decides to run.
Hypnokink - yes? No? Sometimes?
Very rarely
what's the first thing jackie does when she docks up at a new station/planet and leaves the ship?
Find a good restaurant, Sara does not exactly have the finest kitchen facilities around nor is Jackie a fantastic cook, hot food made by somebody who knows what they're doing is a wonderful luxury.
Are the eyes on Morgan’s hood fully functional? Are they just regular eyes, or are they related to her magic in any way?
The eyes on Morgan's hood are not functional in a normal sense, they only open when she's channeling her magic (or when I think it'd look cool in the drawing C:) and although they move around as a separate but normal pair of eyes she can't actually see anything through them. Well not in any articulate way at any rate.
What IS it about blueberries that gets the inflation kink community going? Did someone just start a trend at some point?
The willy wonka movies accidentally activated a lot of neurons people didn't know they had.
Someone should get aren a “days since last workplace accident” sign. You know, as a joke.
He has enough headaches keeping the city from trying to shut him down.
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