Jaden

the Birdies · 2y

When the ass is mass

Everyone's ass has mass silly

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

jaden why are you attracted to some of the zombies in pvz

literally like 1, next question

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

are you gonna do more VAing in da future ?

perhaaaaps I just need motivation

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

I feel like I ought to adress the hat of the cat... Sonething about it admittedly puts me a little on edge

iunno what u mean by this, it's just a hat from a friend

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

jaden, you fat cat. you are so big and fat. why are you so fat?

[(3

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

I bet you totally can't drink this gallon of whole milk in one go

I can't cause it's not mixed with cocoa

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

howsabout you drop your favorite album, little icebreaker exercise

I feel like it's a little bit of cheating saying this but Trilogy from Carpentur brut is so good

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

what scale do you use to check ur weight...... im gonna use it to build my house

there's things that can let you do that?

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

Favorite pasta? choose carefully, you're about to be fed a year's worth of it.

bro if imma be real I would die from eating just too much pasta that shit makes me sick, so that's why your feeding me manicotti

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

Favorite method of weight gain, go

fed via baked goods, makes the person soft n doughy

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

What’s better sunken in hands/claws or sunken in feet? 🤔 Or are you the type that loves having a thick neck that swallows your head whole~? >w>

oh mah god please don't make me choose outta the three bro pleaaaase, but if I did have to choose I think like sunken in feet only because teehee immobility awesome

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

should fat cats be eating that much chocolate?

yes how else did they get fat like that silly billy

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

would you sell all your H3VR guns to buy me burgers 🥺🥺🥺

of course Pepper I would sell every single one of them for you [(3

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

why cat?

mrow

Jaden · 2y

the Birdies · 2y

Hiiiii kittybugsnakebirdgoo thing :3

haiiiii you are so good at names [(3