When the ass is mass

jaden why are you attracted to some of the zombies in pvz

are you gonna do more VAing in da future ?

I feel like I ought to adress the hat of the cat... Sonething about it admittedly puts me a little on edge

jaden, you fat cat. you are so big and fat. why are you so fat?

I bet you totally can't drink this gallon of whole milk in one go

howsabout you drop your favorite album, little icebreaker exercise

what scale do you use to check ur weight...... im gonna use it to build my house

Favorite pasta? choose carefully, you're about to be fed a year's worth of it.

Favorite method of weight gain, go

What’s better sunken in hands/claws or sunken in feet? 🤔 Or are you the type that loves having a thick neck that swallows your head whole~? >w>

should fat cats be eating that much chocolate?

would you sell all your H3VR guns to buy me burgers 🥺🥺🥺

why cat?

Hiiiii kittybugsnakebirdgoo thing :3