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Coolguy · 6mo

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HELL YEAH OF COURSE OOMF 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • Balloony and Woody are T4T! Both of them are trans men; Balloony is gay and Woody is aroflux + bi
  • Woody is about half of Balloony's height (in object form) which allows for Balloony to lift Woody all the way to his head
  • Speaking of which, Balloony loves picking up Woody!! He does it really easily actually... Balloony is way stronger than he appears and Woody is light. Although being picked up sort of freaked him out at first, it helped Woody get over his fear of heights
  • When kissing, Balloony has to lift Woody to his head or bend down really low (He prefers the former option way more)
  • In object form, Balloony tends to wrap his body around Woody when hugging him
  • Balloony is usually the one who flirts, but Woody does it back sometimes
  • Woody is really clingy around Balloony, but he doesn't mind at all! They both find a lot of comfort with each other, and Balloony definitely makes Woody feel safe ^_^
  • They looooove physical affection. They usually spend time cuddling together on the couch while watching TV or just hugging and cuddling in general :^)
  • Their dates usually include things like watching a movie or buying ice cream together, they like to keep things simple and relaxed
  • Woody has that previously neglected shelter dog rizz (ref)
  • Woody had a crush on Balloony first and it was one sided for a while until he confessed after BFB ended (they got together!)
  • Ummm they're healthy yaoi yeah 💚🤎

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