JosySlolf

Curious Star · 2mo

take off...at the speed of sound....... bright lights.... colors all arouuuunnddd....

It's peak

Curious Star · 2mo

Elias making fun of kale but I’m sure he is also floundering in bed smh smh leave my man’s alone

Elias making fun of Kale but the moment he talks about that flower bear he shuts up FAST

Curious Star · 2mo

Kale i understand you werehog sonic is cute

You either get it or you don't is that simple

Finn · 2mo

José accidentally clicks on one of those dom suggestion/instruction vids and he and Kale just have the most cringeworthy flirting/foreplay (it would work on Kale)

Adding Elias walking on them and teasing them for months about it (José gave him a key)

Curious Star · 2mo

Fateless should be 2009 just so that kale can argue that sonic unleashed is actually peak if you really engage with its systems

He would definitely defend Unleashed on forums and get clowned

Curious Star · 2mo

“The internet directed me toward manga as reference, so I think I get it now! I just kinda stick it right in right?”

^^ reason why he must take proper sex ed

I feel José would be so uniformed Kale would try to teach him himself just to realize having to explain to his very hot roomate how to sex it's a disaster waiting to happen

Curious Star · 2mo

Can we restore the “likes lemon popsicles” lore I think it was pretty sick

Honestly yeah sure. It's a neat thing

Curious Star · 2mo

Jose looking up “how do I gay sex…” on Google and immediately getting the holy grail of porn hub results lmao

Based tbh

Curious Star · 2mo

To have sex with me you first must defeat my 7 evil insecurities/general nihilistic worldview/mommy issues/etc

FATELESS Arc 2

Curious Star · 2mo

Do you think José would have to go to sex ed. I get he understands basic stuff just for convenience but like. He and Kale are gonna do it and they take two hours to get ready cus he has to learn about condoms and douching.

Now these are amazing questions

JosySlolf · 2mo

Curious Star · 2mo

When I was born I didn’t cry
At the time it was taken as an auspicious sign
Truly, a child to be favored by God

Even now I still don’t cry much
She says it’s because I’m strong
Even when she always said I was weak

She tells me I have a vacant look
She asks me to stop making “that face again”
And I crack it into a natural looking smile, as if to question what she could mean

I wonder if now
She looks back to that day
The day I was born

I wonder if she considers it a curse
A sign that I was sick
A defective product

I’m not sure
I could probably ask her
She keeps calling after all

No, I probably couldn’t muster the words
The muscles in my face would be too busy forcing out the usual responses
“It’s been fine, how’s it back home?” Or “no i’m not sure, I’m still pretty busy after all…”

And then when she hangs up
My ears would just keep ringing
As the room melts into static

Ah
It’s just so troublesome
It would be nice if I had cried back then

EATS EATS EATS. OOMFY POETRY

JosySlolf · 2mo

SummerPoyo · 2mo

what if space was made out of pure light, and stars made out of darkness

That would be creepy but also cool

JosySlolf · 2mo

Curious Star · 2mo

Who would be most likely to end up in Gay Baby Jail

Kale. His crim was being too gay

JosySlolf · 2mo

Curious Star · 2mo

Can't wait for the beach episode now that everyone is slightly more emotionally stable

The Gang Goes To The Beach. Levi is there too but he's chill

JosySlolf · 2mo

Curious Star · 2mo

Stupid offshoot chapter where joshua and Elias cuddle and are like “man we should have done this more before” and it’s like “well we can make up for it now” and it’s cliche and stupid and my very gay heart is joyous

Expect it on fanfiction dot net in approximately 6 days before the worlds end <3

Omg can't wait,,,