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take off...at the speed of sound....... bright lights.... colors all arouuuunnddd....
Elias making fun of kale but I’m sure he is also floundering in bed smh smh leave my man’s alone
Kale i understand you werehog sonic is cute
José accidentally clicks on one of those dom suggestion/instruction vids and he and Kale just have the most cringeworthy flirting/foreplay (it would work on Kale)
Fateless should be 2009 just so that kale can argue that sonic unleashed is actually peak if you really engage with its systems
“The internet directed me toward manga as reference, so I think I get it now! I just kinda stick it right in right?”
^^ reason why he must take proper sex ed
Can we restore the “likes lemon popsicles” lore I think it was pretty sick
Jose looking up “how do I gay sex…” on Google and immediately getting the holy grail of porn hub results lmao
To have sex with me you first must defeat my 7 evil insecurities/general nihilistic worldview/mommy issues/etc
Do you think José would have to go to sex ed. I get he understands basic stuff just for convenience but like. He and Kale are gonna do it and they take two hours to get ready cus he has to learn about condoms and douching.
When I was born I didn’t cry
At the time it was taken as an auspicious sign
Truly, a child to be favored by God
Even now I still don’t cry much
She says it’s because I’m strong
Even when she always said I was weak
She tells me I have a vacant look
She asks me to stop making “that face again”
And I crack it into a natural looking smile, as if to question what she could mean
I wonder if now
She looks back to that day
The day I was born
I wonder if she considers it a curse
A sign that I was sick
A defective product
I’m not sure
I could probably ask her
She keeps calling after all
No, I probably couldn’t muster the words
The muscles in my face would be too busy forcing out the usual responses
“It’s been fine, how’s it back home?” Or “no i’m not sure, I’m still pretty busy after all…”
And then when she hangs up
My ears would just keep ringing
As the room melts into static
Ah
It’s just so troublesome
It would be nice if I had cried back then
what if space was made out of pure light, and stars made out of darkness
Who would be most likely to end up in Gay Baby Jail
Can't wait for the beach episode now that everyone is slightly more emotionally stable
Stupid offshoot chapter where joshua and Elias cuddle and are like “man we should have done this more before” and it’s like “well we can make up for it now” and it’s cliche and stupid and my very gay heart is joyous
Expect it on fanfiction dot net in approximately 6 days before the worlds end <3
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