she's a girl born after 1996, lure her into a twerk with some hot chip and lies

Have you ever heard of a little thing called Minecraft?

If Rosmontis is on a rampage I would talk to her and eventually be able to pet her. She deserves to feel safe and happy... Daughter..

Aark.. Arrrr... Arknig... Arknigh S.... NO!!!!!!!! NO ArknightsSex Rosmontis. N O !!!!!! Ppp... pppp... ppett her.... pppetttt... her... aa a a a aarknights.. ...

Well, from my own personal experience you place one hand firmly between her ears on top of her head. Then you start to pat her and tell her that its going to be alright. Then and this is the most important step, don't get hit by the massive blade shes probably throwing at you for getting in her way. Lastly give her a hug and ensure her that she is loved. I hope this works if it doesn't well idk what to tell you buddy