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Anonymous Coward · 11mo

You deserve to pop. Too blinded by your enormous ego and lust to realise what you were getting into, you were too full of yourself to admit your decision to chew the gum was wrong. That it was idiotic. And now look at you. You're a huge, blue, leaking laughing stock. And everyone can see you getting off to that fact. That disgusting, bloated hide of yours is certainly going to pop before they're able to fit your obese, grotesque, and overinflated body into the juicer, fagwhore.

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