Arman · 10 answers · 3y

Some stranger with a grin on their face walks up to you, implicitly asks you to smell their fingers by putting them near your nose, and says: "Guess what I did last night?". How do you react?

Easy. I’d say “I don’t care, but you’ll never guess what I’m about to do.” Before they answer, poke them in the eyes. Stay away from me.

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