A lot but most are lame, why don't we talk about the times I almost killed someone, like that time I stabbed my boyfriend by accident and that other time I was so drunk and angry that I almost stabbed him not on accident he only got saved cuz he made me suck his dick and whatever, there was also a time I almost stabbed myself on the neck all over him cuz I was really sad and jealous but he stopped it, back to the killing I pushed this person to a river hoping they would bonk their head with a rock and didn't happen and I also made them cross a busy road without telling them it was busy and I have cursed them with the bad eye a lot but so far they haven't died, I think the other time I got beat up I almost passed out, uhm