""Get a photography degree," they said.

"It'll be fun," they said.

"Choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life," they, specifically in this case Confucius, said.

"I hear there's a market for boudoir photography. You should try that," Choi Yeonjun says.

Beomgyu chokes and spits his entire mouthful of dragonfruit iced tea all over the table."