HI! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT HERE IN THIS FIREY PIT.

WHAT? DON'T THROW ME INTO THE OVERLY BRIGHT ORB IN THE SKY! THAT'S HORRIBLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY WOULD CONSIDER THROWING ME INTO THE SUN! IS IT BECAUSE I LIKE ROM-COMS? I HOPE NOT, BECAUSE THAT'D BE A STUPID REASON!

SEE, THIS IS WHY I'M GOING MENTALLY INSANE. I NEED TO ADMITTED TO A PSYCHE WARD, BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE CLIFF WITH THESE QUESTIONS. THEY'RE HORRIBLE, AND FREAKY, AND I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS! I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT QUESTION EITHER, YOU CAN BE LEFT WONDERING THAT BECAUSE I'M NOT ANSWERING! AT ALL! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

WHAT IS WITH YOU FREAKS, YOU IMBECILES, DID YOU NOT GET ENOUGH ENRICHMENT WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, WHEN YOU WERE GETTING TAUGHT "HOW TO RESPECT OTHERS"? NO. WE'RE NOT GETTING "FREAKY" YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING! GO BE FREAKY WITH SOMEBODY ELSE, AND FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS, STOP BEING A FREAK!

SEE, THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T BE CREATING ACCOUNTS LIKE THIS. BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU, PEOPLE WHO THINK IT'S FUNNY TO SAY THINGS LIKE THIS. NO. NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH ME. IF YOU DARE PUT YOUR GRUBBY, DISGUSTING, FILTHY HANDS ON ME, I'LL MAKE SURE TO KILL MYSELF PROMPTLY AFTER.