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Spudella · 5 answers · 5y

Oil from the pan shot out and burned my leg. This is proof I am not domestic. I have some cream 👍. Are u accident prone?.... Oh and don't cook half naked. 👍...... Stings like fuck.

When it is a hot summer like today I often feel like having a hot and spicy Thai soup and since I do not bother to put on much more than an Eve's costume in my flat there are two major dangers: hot splashes of soup and the touch of freshly cut red chillies. So imagine me standing in my kitchen, busy chopping fresh chillies, and a tiny splash of hot soup hits me and I rub that off my skin leaving an invisible trace of chillie juice and the steam of the soup making my glasses go into foggy state and I shift the glasses over my forehead and I end in having hot drops of water and chillie all over in a couple of seconds. The hot soup hurts first and after a minute the chillie starts burning too and I end holding ice cubes on the hot spots of my skin cursing my own idiocy. Yeah, thats me.

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