Merida · 8 answers · 2y

What's the stupidest excuse you've ever gotten?

Me: Why are you so late? It's only a ten minutes walk for you!
He: When I would live further away I could hurry on my way, but as I live so close there is no chance to hurry up since I am almost instantly here!

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