Chris CM. Martinez · 5 answers · 4y

after all of the stupid life threatening things i've done in my life if i die from touching my face i'm going to be pissed XD

Dying from illnesses is not the heroic manly way to pass away. Better to get inside a supermarket and shout: I spit and vomit on all of you and the goods! Get me suckers if you can! So you get killed manly during a fight against a big crowd! Hero!

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