Friends, it getting dark on retrospring.. just 9 days.. maybe consider going to this instance of the retro software: https://ask.absturztau.be - I'm there!

How I want modern streaming music services to be: my girlfriend is addicted to vinyl and sits in front of the record player doing her DJane thing singing and hand waving all day long.... you?

When I sift through social media with questions the two most given answers are. IDK and IDC. Conclusion: people are careless and dumb. Hence there is the sort of society we got. Am I right?

In case you follow any Youtubers how many of them wear earphones with kitty ears on them?

Have you found yourself doing pull-ups on the fridge handle lately for not knowing what to have for breakfast?

IS eye contact the kiss of shy people?

Isn't today the most monday-ish feeling Thursday ever?

Did it ever occur to you that it is not important that the boss is your best pal but if you greet the cleaning woman?

Do you feel a need to keep up with the Joneses sometimes?

I had a belly-riot these days! And you?

Do you know the place where foxes and rabbits say good night to each other? -German expression for a lonely rural remote place-

When you forgot how to say something in English and also forgot it in your native language, so you now are byelingual...😵‍💫

Cleaning my glasses is like going from 480p to 1080p ! Can you relate?

The existence of leaf blowers is a sign of what is all wrong with the human race.

People: Punctuation is superfluous. Me: I'm giving up drinking until X-mas. Sorry: I'm giving up. Drinking until X-mas. People: You are on your period? LOL