In case you follow any Youtubers how many of them wear earphones with kitty ears on them?

Have you found yourself doing pull-ups on the fridge handle lately for not knowing what to have for breakfast?

IS eye contact the kiss of shy people?

Isn't today the most monday-ish feeling Thursday ever?

Did it ever occur to you that it is not important that the boss is your best pal but if you greet the cleaning woman?

Do you feel a need to keep up with the Joneses sometimes?

I had a belly-riot these days! And you?

Do you know the place where foxes and rabbits say good night to each other? -German expression for a lonely rural remote place-

When you forgot how to say something in English and also forgot it in your native language, so you now are byelingual...😵‍💫

Cleaning my glasses is like going from 480p to 1080p ! Can you relate?

The existence of leaf blowers is a sign of what is all wrong with the human race.

People: Punctuation is superfluous. Me: I'm giving up drinking until X-mas. Sorry: I'm giving up. Drinking until X-mas. People: You are on your period? LOL

When I do use caps and exclamation marks in my posts does that mean I reveal that I am an old bat?

Who's going to check out another "retrospring" with me? https://ask.absturztau.be also runs same software and my account there is named "KateMatsuda". Anybody?

When you do eat cold pizza slices around midnight your body doesn't know if the calories count for yesterday or tomorrow. So they do not count at all?