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Random Critter · 2y

How many of your boys possess BEANS? How many are memelords?

OK, let's see - all but Jakob and Raffi possess beans, I think, since most of my characters are some kind of hyena.

I wouldn't say many of them are memelords, Jakob is too lazy to edit images, he might reply with a gif or something, but not actively meme. Khato (me) creates memes that are too specific to garner wide appeal. Pal adds rainbow word art and blingee sparkles to their memes. Overall a poor showing for the dissemination of humourous images.

Random Critter · 2y

Does Jakob like his belly being stroked?

Jakob does in fact like his belly getting attention. It's not big and obvious for nothing! Though if you did it out of the blue he'd probably deck you. always ask for permission, and offer snacks, before getting close to a Behemoth.

Random Critter · 1y

What's Jakob's favourite place to spend a day? How about Khato's?

living in a seaside town, jakob spends most of his time at the arcade, playing games and eating icecream and getting icecream on the arcade controls. he knows how to activate freeplay and nobody is going to stop him.

as for me, I also like arcades, but I can be happy sitting somewhere quiet and breezy and drawing. sometimes I just wanna quiet everything and exist in a nice place, unlike jakob, who wants constant stimulation at all times.

Random Critter · 2y

What's Jakob's favourite outfit?
What's his favorite type of cake?
Favorite video game?

Jakob's favourite outfit is "whatever he's wearing at the moment", though he has a denim cap he refuses to take off, ever. If he could get away with it he'd wear it all the time. Even in formal settings, he'll try to put it back on.

His favourite cake is probably cheesecake, since it's thick and heavy and uncomplicated, like him!

Favorite video game? I don't think he has a particular preference other than the one that gives him the most instant gratification. He doesn't have the patience for the long game.

Random Critter · 2y

Would Jakob enter an eating contest?

Any day of the week with minimal provocation. Jakob doesn't feel full so he'll just keep eating until his stomach aches and he can't swallow another bite, and he's pretty proud of how much he can eat. Anything to show off and get accolades for the minimum effort on his part.

Random Critter · 2y

Wouldn’t mind being Jakob, he’s such a handsome fella

Jakob would probably agree, he's the best person to be. If he wasn't Jakob, he too would want to be Jakob.

Random Critter · 2y

Would Jakob make a good bed, providing he was given the snacks in return?

He would make an excellent bed, because he's too lazy to move and also a behemoths natural body temperature is lower than normal, so it'd be like sleeping on the cool side of a pillow. So long as you ply him with food and tell him how great he is, he's up for it.

Random Critter · 2y

workin on any gamedev at the moment? also large haha

I'm always working on game dev stuff. I have a couple projects in the works y'all might like, but I wanna keep them a secret until they're more done.

And yes, a couple of them are fat.

Random Critter · 2y

do you wear wig? will you wear wig? when will you wear wig?

I don't, my long hair is my own. I don't have any objections to wigs, I wore one for a play once. So, if the situation demands it, I would wear a wig.

I have a feeling this was only asked because "wig" is a funny word, which it is.

Random Critter · 2y

What species is our precious doughy boy Jakob?

Jakob is a Behemoth, a kind of giant monster that used to live in the sea but spent most of their time on land. They are nigh on indestructible, have regenerative healing, and do not have a maximum height they can grow to. So, of course, Jakob is short, unfit, and completely unthreatening so all his natural advantages are pretty much pointless. Apart from his ability to eat a lot, I guess.

Random Critter · 2y

Jakob is sooo cute, just wanna cuddle him~

Aww, thank you, I love when people like Jakob. He's my best boy, everyone should cuddle him.

Random Critter · 2y

Does Jakob like belly rubs?

He sure does, he likes anything that puts him at the center of attention. It helps that he has a damn huge belly and it'll take a while to rub all of it :p

Random Critter · 2y

How much of Jakob's weight is due to his older brother enabling his indolence and gluttony?

If only because Ezau is the hotel chef, quite a lot. Jakob wants something, he gets it, because if he's eating, he's not causing trouble for the hotel guests. Ezau finds it amusing that he's a big glutton, so he'll keep on enabling him until Jakob is the size of a mountain, probably. It's not as if Jakob is gonna do any real work anyway, so why not?

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