26 year old | He/Him | Pokémaniac/Guardian/Warrior of Light | Asexual/Diapersexual | Minors DNI
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Future Maid · 5mo
What’s your stance on using words like skibidi, rizz, gyatt, fanum tax, aura, etc. in the kingdom
Cici I want you to know you deal Psychic damage to me everytime one of these """words""" leaves your beak.
Future Maid · 5mo
I wanna know, how do you mess so much?
Nothing special really! I eat a lot I guess!
Future Maid · 7mo
the thing is a magcargo emanates so much heat it is literally a nuke. any diaper you do get on one will burn up instantly
My ass is a flamethrower without an off switch and I wear them just fine. They're custom made for me, but still.
Future Maid · 7mo
Ever felt the need to swan dive and swim around in your massive pile of soiled diapers like you're Scrooge McDuck?
I literally have a commission of that.
Future Maid · 7mo
how do you deal with servants who cannot wear diapers, like a magcargo
Everyone can wear diapers. Might have to get creative with it, perhaps get my diaper researches to look into it, but it will happen.
Future Maid · 7mo
Is it okay to fart in your presence?
Do you know who I am
Future Maid · 7mo
Is skibidi toilet outlawed?
Say the T word again and I'm locking you in the dungeon. The real one, not the fun kinky one.
Future Maid · 7mo
Are staff positions open?
Always.
Future Maid · 7mo
I know your main love is how messy diapers can get, but do you have any prefered diaper prints?
I do! I love a plain white diaper, but I like prints that have lots of little things sprinkled on them, rather than ones that might have like a scene or a single character. Like my personal design; barring the crown at the front it's just littered with little stars and embers. Things like that are my favorite. And I prefer softer, lighter colors like pink!
Future Maid · 7mo
Where can I find your dirtiest most filthy used diaper ever?
Atop a pedestal in the center of my vault where only I can gaze upon its perfection... But the diaper that takes that spot changes somewhat frequently. I always push to make one better than the last~
Future Maid · 7mo
What do you consider a "perfect diaper?" You mentioned that you keep the best to yourself and anything less is given to your staff.
It's hard to describe. A lot of it is just feeling, but it has to really wow me in every way; size, weight, staining, smell, how smushable it is, how long I was in it, any special circumstances around that diaper, all very important criteria I have to analyze.
Future Maid · 7mo
Hey so, the other day one of the children in your Kingdom kicked a soccer ball into my yard and broke my potted plant. Do I go to you to complain or...?
I don't like entertaining the idea that children exist in my fetishy kink kingdom. There are no children, everyone in it is an adult. You were hallucinating.
Future Maid · 7mo
Have you ever strapped one of your used diapers onto one of your servants? Not in a punishment sense, but more of a "pails full, take this for me would ya?"
I have, but not for that reason. Wearing my used pamps is a privilege! I only put one on a servant if I think a diaper is so wonderful that it warrants having someone to model it for me so I can see how good it looks from everyone else's perspective. Hard to get the full picture when it's still around my waist~
Future Maid · 7mo
How do you dispose of all those diapers? Surely pails can't be enough and i'd imagine the kingdom (let alone your castle) stinks to high-heaven
Dispose of them? Those are far too valuable! It's like throwing away a work of art! I keep all the best ones, and the less than perfect ones I just tell the staff to do what they want with. What happens to them after that is beyond me.
Future Maid · 7mo
okay so, am i allowed to serve you without the diaper stuff
No. Don't worry, you'll learn to love them.