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26 year old | He/Him | Pokémaniac/Guardian/Warrior of Light | Asexual/Diapersexual | Minors DNI
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What’s your stance on using words like skibidi, rizz, gyatt, fanum tax, aura, etc. in the kingdom
Cici I want you to know you deal Psychic damage to me everytime one of these """words""" leaves your beak.
I wanna know, how do you mess so much?
Nothing special really! I eat a lot I guess!
the thing is a magcargo emanates so much heat it is literally a nuke. any diaper you do get on one will burn up instantly
My ass is a flamethrower without an off switch and I wear them just fine. They're custom made for me, but still.
Ever felt the need to swan dive and swim around in your massive pile of soiled diapers like you're Scrooge McDuck?
I literally have a commission of that.
how do you deal with servants who cannot wear diapers, like a magcargo
Everyone can wear diapers. Might have to get creative with it, perhaps get my diaper researches to look into it, but it will happen.
Is it okay to fart in your presence?
Do you know who I am
Is skibidi toilet outlawed?
Say the T word again and I'm locking you in the dungeon. The real one, not the fun kinky one.
Are staff positions open?
Always.
I know your main love is how messy diapers can get, but do you have any prefered diaper prints?
I do! I love a plain white diaper, but I like prints that have lots of little things sprinkled on them, rather than ones that might have like a scene or a single character. Like my personal design; barring the crown at the front it's just littered with little stars and embers. Things like that are my favorite. And I prefer softer, lighter colors like pink!
Where can I find your dirtiest most filthy used diaper ever?
Atop a pedestal in the center of my vault where only I can gaze upon its perfection... But the diaper that takes that spot changes somewhat frequently. I always push to make one better than the last~
What do you consider a "perfect diaper?" You mentioned that you keep the best to yourself and anything less is given to your staff.
It's hard to describe. A lot of it is just feeling, but it has to really wow me in every way; size, weight, staining, smell, how smushable it is, how long I was in it, any special circumstances around that diaper, all very important criteria I have to analyze.
Hey so, the other day one of the children in your Kingdom kicked a soccer ball into my yard and broke my potted plant. Do I go to you to complain or...?
I don't like entertaining the idea that children exist in my fetishy kink kingdom. There are no children, everyone in it is an adult. You were hallucinating.
Have you ever strapped one of your used diapers onto one of your servants? Not in a punishment sense, but more of a "pails full, take this for me would ya?"
I have, but not for that reason. Wearing my used pamps is a privilege! I only put one on a servant if I think a diaper is so wonderful that it warrants having someone to model it for me so I can see how good it looks from everyone else's perspective. Hard to get the full picture when it's still around my waist~
How do you dispose of all those diapers? Surely pails can't be enough and i'd imagine the kingdom (let alone your castle) stinks to high-heaven
Dispose of them? Those are far too valuable! It's like throwing away a work of art! I keep all the best ones, and the less than perfect ones I just tell the staff to do what they want with. What happens to them after that is beyond me.
okay so, am i allowed to serve you without the diaper stuff
No. Don't worry, you'll learn to love them.
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