Some Weirdo · 1y
How much would it take to give ya a massive hug? And it would be nice to meet ya sometime :>
"Oh, well, let's see, I charge about 480 dollars for each second that I hug you, and a massive one would last for at least 17 seconds, so...
...kidding, kidding! It's for free, sweetheart, haha! Oh, I almost had you for a moment... heehe! My DMs are open any time!"
