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Dead by Daylight revealed the new killer. Pirate milf with a big ol dog that's trained to maul people. I bet it's also trained to fuc—
Holy fuck, absolutely. With one mean looking mf like that, it's just yet another way to make him all the more vicious. "Beware of dog"... or should you? You'll probably still get mauled right after if not during though.
Porn bot requests really be like: DOG DICK IN BIO
Medic TF2 if he made an onlyfans account and advertised his wares on twitter. And he'd have a wide evil grin with a dog cock pressed against his cheek, and he's able to get away with all of this because in terms of the internet nowadays we are in hell.
thoughts on Bad Medicine SFM?
Goddammit just had to hit me in the feels, huh? I remember I saw it years ago, back when I first got into TF2, and it was sad back then. But now it hits so much harder, maybe now it's easier to see all the subtext of what was going on? Poor Archimedes, and poor Medic. 10/10
Medic minding his own business when one of his tentacle experiments latches onto him and rapes him. His fetish kicks in, getting rock hard as he feels eggs slide inside him
It's always been something Medic's fantasized about, but never truly got to indulge beyond maybe pretending during regular rope bondage or using a tentacle shaped dildo. But now that it's really happening, and it's every bit as slimy and forceful as he imagined, he can't help but enjoy it. Not even bothering trying to resist beyond the initial fight-or-flight response. It may not have been planned, and he may be worried about someone walking in on him, but damn if he's not gonna take the opportunity of a lifetime.
BLU Medic having fantasies about being taken by a beastly RED Medic. Thinks about being pinned down in his bed, in his lab, or even over a dinner table. Feels his claws dig into skin as the smell of pheromones hypnotizes him into a breeding hole.
Then he goes out into battle and sees the RED Medic, human as ever, but wishing he wasn't. Starts looking into ways to transform the RED Medic, capturing him and injecting a serum that pretty much mutates him into a beast. Be it a werewolf or some other creature. Either way RED Medic is pissed... and horny. Exactly what BLU was hoping for.
Medic encountering a wild beast that is. very horny. Gets pinned down and raped
Whatever the beast may be, perhaps a bear, a large stag, a timberwolf, a cougar, perhaps some otherworldly monster that Medic had never seen before... it's in rut and has eyes for him. Maybe the beast hasn't been able to find a female of its kind to mate with and decides he's the next best thing, maybe the beast has a fixation on humans. It easily manages to tear his pants off and wastes no time pushing inside, without lube no less. Paying no mind to Medic screeching underneath in pain and fear of getting killed but knowing what's happening instead. I'm sure he'll end up enjoying it before the fun's over, maybe the ride gets a little easier thanks to the precum (and blood) lubing him up after a while, maybe he's a bit of a masochist, maybe it's managed to find his prostate. Those screams and whimpers turn into moans and huffs, Medic rolling his hips back against the beast to take in as much as he can fit. Gets cum-and-dumped and left in the dirt and foliage all scratched and bruised up, cum leaking out of his hole for his troubles. It takes a bit for him to recover enough to shakily stand up and limp back to the base, not bothering to put his pants back on as they're ruined beyond salvaging.
Medic having nightmares about miscarriages/stillborns while preggers
Medic then decides to get himself pregnant with the seed of other species - dogs, baboons, bugs, you name it. If he can gestate those offspring just fine, surely he'd have no issue bringing a human embryo to term. Ends up developing an intense desire (and fetish) to be constantly knocked up and subsequently give birth. As for him caring for his offspring? Hell no, he has better things to do with his time - like getting pregnant again!
Medic fucking Tenta!Cheavy in his octopussy
Presumably human Medic? Very based. Groping tentacheavy's squishy/slippery/leathery tentacles for leverage as he fucks into him, both of them in the water. Telling him that Cheavy will be having his babies for once rather than the other way around, a guilty pleasure for Tentacheavy.
the kangaroo mom from horton hears a who movie is hot
Honestly, very fair assessment. She's the bitchy Karen/bossy type, and I can certainly see the appeal in that. Helps that she's a milf (kilf? kmilf?) too.
lamprey!medic giving oral
Ooh boy I've seen those mouths... better hope his partner's one helluva masochist. To be fair I bet he'd like biting down in any form.
https://x.com/unhingedA03/status/1846144144101548206 I hate that you were my first thought
I just have that way of worming into your mind, eh? Staying in there like a niggling little parasite.
Medic convincing SecOp to give dog dick a try
SecOp keeps pushing back, calling him a freak, but all of those suggestions whirl around in his mind. Or maybe it's Medic in co-con with more influence than usual that makes him cave in. SecOp is ashamed of himself for even considering it, let alone being where he's at now, stroking the guard dog's shaft and soon enough the shaft. Deciding since this is the one and only time he'll give in (lie, he'll be back for more), he might as well take that doggie dick orally and anally. Head filled with thoughts about how much he hates Ludwig for talking him into this as his head's under the guard dog's body sucking its dick, hating how much it's turning him on, being so depraved. Then before it can cum in his mouth, getting on his knees in the right position to get mounted, and by then being unable to hide how much he loves it. Especially getting knotted, finally seeing what Medic gets out of this, as well as bottoming in general. He still hates Medic for being a dogfucker and turning him into one as well though.
Medic and Cheavy get transformed into a spider and tiger beetle. Heavy has them in a shared habitat until he can figure out how to transform them back. Freaky shit happens
Perfect time for them to really get to know one another. Whenever Heavy's watching them, they just chill. Maybe fight a little bit, and Heavy has to break them up by pushing them away with two fingers, one against each of them. Even when Cheavy starts biting. But when he looks away, Spider!Medic has Beetle!Cheavy bound by silk wrapped around his legs, pinning them to his underside, and Medic has his way with him.
BLU Med and RED Med being 2 kitties
I think they'd be the fluffiest, cutest, and the most bloodthirsty, petty, sadistic, evil Turkish Angoras ever. Always going at each other's throats, but it looks like they're just play-fighting even when they're drawing blood. Eventually they fall asleep together, one on top of the other with his jaws clamped around the kitty below him's neck.
Were!Heavy knotting Medic during his heat cycle and filling his guts with so much come as he whines about getting him pregnant with his pups
Little does were!heavy know, Medic is totally serious about that. Perhaps not expecting to actually get bred by a werewolf after the experiment, but welcoming it. I'm also quite partial to transformations after sex happening, like the werewolf cum has a similar effect to saliva from a bite that ends up transforming Medic. Could eventually be Heavy's turn to end up beneath a werewolf in heat.
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