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Who's the hottest Pokemon in ur opinion. I think Snivy is
It's honestly gotta be Arcanine. And that embarrasses me because it's basically a big fluffy dog 😭
Hypno beast sluttery!
Hell yeah! Get 'em under and they'll be too out of it to realize they've become the doggie pound bitch or had been making life on a farm a little less monotonous for the animals. Maybe it implants a subconscious desire for those exact experiences they think are invasive thoughts and that they're having awful zoophilic fantasies, unaware that they are in fact memories. Then get 'em under again, watch the magic happen once more, and they'll wake up worse off than before.
Medic would absolutely fart in the mouth of whoever's felching him. Maybe even shit if he has any left in him. Doesn't even have the decency to pretend it was an accident. He'd laugh at the way Scout's cock twitches from it and tell him he's sure the dog also has a serving for him to eat if he wants more.
Medic would definitely push as hard as he could to try and shit, even if the majority of it is cum. Laughing at the gagging from the little outburst of both substances. Maybe he'd even go so far as to tell Scout the shit once came from the same dog whose cum Scout's licking out of his hole. After all, between the two of them Medic's considerably less pathetic. He's not the one back there, getting off on it no less. Scout tries to ignore the jeering and focus on getting it done already, even though he didn't exactly say no when Medic put him up to the task. Maybe they're already a thing and Medic's been making Scout do increasingly disgusting and/or otherwise humiliating things to appease him. And he's not hearing any no's at the offer to eat directly out of the dog's ass either. Maybe next time, Scout'll get to be the guard dog's bitch too.
which merc would be best suited to licking dog cum out of medic's asshole
I'd narrow it down to Scout, Spy or Sniper. However, I'm biased with medscout as my OTP so I say make that boston twunk lick all the puppy batter outta medic and get him ready for a round 2. Alternatively: enemy Medic, to rub in how pathetic he is as a bitch's bitch.
Engie setting up the most overkill sentry nest you can imagine in order to keep people from walking in on him having some Farm Fun
Thankfully the constant beeping and the whir of dispensers that keep his health topped off (especially while taking several of the biggest dicks in Teufort) drown out the sounds of the nasty farm sex he's having. As well as his cries and moans. Unfortunately, no sentry nest is too big for an enemy Spy worth his salt to sap. Surely no intel is worth that many sentries guarding it, he'd destroy the whole thing just to figure out what's hiding behind them. Engie's too distracted to notice his sentries being destroyed one by one until he smells smoke and that horribly familiar snort-laugh. Some pictures oughta keep Engie wrapped around his finger...
spy gets fucked and pissed on by a rando dog and the worst thing about the encounter is that it left grass stains on his suit
smh those grass stains aren't just gonna come out of his suit with a simple wash. it's a whole process! at least he can just wash his face and shit the load of cum outta his ass.
picturing scout laying in bed trying to figure out if unpacking how he popped a boner while watching his father's disembodied head getting its mouth shat in by the dog is worth it. the dog comes in and licks his face. scout screams a little internally.
In any case, Scout's wishing he never left Boston. At least things were simpler there and didn't have Scout questioning whether he was a gay incestuous zoophilic scat fetishist. Though after that incident he just might be. Then the thoughts of himself in Spy's place come creeping in, and Scout screams into his pillow. Only to turn around and see the guard dog on his bed looking at him and panting, as if laughing at his plight. Then after the lick he remembers seeing the dog licking the shit smears off of Spy's face and it's taking every ounce of his willpower to not cry. But he fears if he opens his mouth, hell will come forth.
https://retrospring.net/@FoolsgoldFenrir/a/113143553345654412 (including the dog, naturally Medic makes sure every eye is on him during it.)
notably, the dog is trained to use human toilets with one simple command. medic snaps at them to focus on the spectacle before them when they give him weird looks upon realizing that. somehow the dog's shit is the least nauseating to get down in terms of its physical properties. the fact that it's from the dog and not a person, however, is the worst part of all for Spy (and everyone else watching... except for a select few enjoying the show)
always thinking about the visual of medic rimming some horse hole. just so disgusted with himself but being unable to stop, finding himself looking forward to the occasional mind raping fart thats shoved down his throat as he milks its cock from behind. then leaving the scene a while later as if he isnt struggling to walk from how many times he came. :3
Medic knowing he's a disgusting bastard from the get-go, but that only turning him on further. Thinking about how if he gets caught he'll never live it down. Especially if he happens to be on Engie's ranch, though I see Medic as more of a fence-hopper for any nearby farm (that has horses). Bet the first time he cums during the rimming it's while getting a faceful (and lungful) of ass gas. Hands-free too, every time. Using his free hand to jerk off the horse instead of himself, moaning into the puffy, smelly doughnut. Going from starting off with nervous licks constantly looking over his shoulder to getting more into it and lost in the sheer pleasure and humiliation of it all. Starting to nuzzle his face into the hole, take long whiffs (during at least one just so happening to get farted on again and inhaling the entirety of it), peppering kisses all over and wishing he was wearing lipstick just so he could see the kiss marks, suckling on the ring. Legs turning into jelly barely holding him up as he stands there continuing to worship that horse ass, hips bucking and humping the air, only aware of his own orgasms after they happen not even realizing when they're building up past the first one. Being unapologetically loud and moaning into the ass, only getting snorts and whinnies in response. Medic's having the time of his life while the horse couldn't really care less, maybe finds him slightly annoying especially if it's late at night and it just wants to sleep. But he's gotta be doing something right with his tongue and lips and hand, to not be getting bucked away.
Then the next morning one of the mercs noticed his disheveled face and asks why he smells like a barn.
Archimedes idly cooing while Medic jacks off. He comes to gain a bird cooing fetish by pure accident
That's what Medic gets for jerking off in the infirmary rather than getting more privacy. Associating sexual pleasure with the presence of his doves (or at least Archimedes) and eventually being unable to get it up unless given the visual of sound of a dove, or better yet both.
no joke, but your dogpilled fic made me realize im a therian
heh, that down bad for medic eh? can't say I blame ya. but also congrats on figuring yourself out a lil bit more :D
All of Medic's teammates get turned into cats so he gets to learn the joys of cat ownership (and also what barbs feel like)
Each and every one of their distinct personalities shine through well in their cat forms... a little too well. It's a long day of cleaning cat puke and piss from Democat and Snipercat, being followed around and his ear meowed off by Scoutcat who keeps ending up in front of his feet, getting his bed stolen by Heavycat, Soldiercat gnawing on his arms and ankles, Spycat giving him a hard time with the food and bedding, Pyrocat destroying entire rooms the moment they're left unattended, Engiecat taking a bit too long to kill pests he finds and preferring to play with his food... but they're all quite soft and lovable (on their own terms). And quite horny, being unneutered and all. Given there's no female cats around, they make do by grabbing for Medic's arm or going after Pyrocat's plushies. He ends up letting them have their way with him, a mixture of pain and pleasure especially when they gang up on him.
Engie catches Medic in his garage eating cat litter.
And I bet it's the stuff that clumps so he's eating big ol clumps of litter held together by cat piss and sobbing from how gritty and disgusting it is but still having the compulsion to eat it. He whips his head around to face Engie, clumps of litter sticking to his lip and still holding onto a handful he was about to devour, cheeks puffed out and swallowing thickly. Maybe he'd try to act like he didn't know what he was doing, pretending to be on drugs or going through a psychotic episode to make Engie think he's not normally like that. Engie immediately catches his bluff and calls him disgusting and he cums in his pants right then and there <3 then the cat comes in wondering what the fuck is going on
This but it's Sniper sic'ing a pack of dingoes onto Spy and enjoying the show as they have their way with Spy (Sniper spritzed dingo urine onto him)
While Scout's asleep the dog eats its shit and then vomits it up onto his face
It's the smell that hits him first and holds him awake, then the texture... and then the taste. Scout opens his eyes to the dog licking its shitty vomit off his face, trying in vain to push it away and get it to stop, spitting out whatever he can and gagging. Once enough space had been put between them, he wipes whatever he can off with a hand, now even more disgusted... but also waking up with wood and while still half-asleep doesn't really think twice before using the vomit as lube to jerk off. Maybe he's used to having a morning jerk-off session before getting out of bed to deal with morning wood, and today is no different. The dog just stands there watching, or maybe it throws up a second time, this time onto his dick.
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