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Kwaver
KwaverKat

I'm a cat on the internet

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*pees on ur rug* ok now ask something

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Who am i? ((O_O)) · 22d

And favorite thinf to piss on?

Ur rug

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Kwaver · 22d
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 22d

Hottest fictional man brainrot crush?

I don't really have one in particular rn but oscar fortnite is really hot

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Kwaver · 22d
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

happy birthday kwaver may this day bring you lots of joy and i hope you enjoy your foreskin themed birthday cake so happy birthday have a good one this is from muffin btw

Thankuuu!! Also my birthday cake was portal themed (i decorated it to look like the one in the game teehee)

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

happy birthday!!! ure cool

Thankuuuu teehee :3c (also no i'm not lmao)

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

Happy birthday, have this rug, it’s Persian and I hope no one would pee on it

Dw it's safe with me :3

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

happy birthday!!!!! I wish I could give you the gift of my latino foreskin

Erm.. dms are open :3c and thank u!!

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

Is the kwaverussy blue?

Erm.. it's called kwussy. But idk it might be? Or it might be pink. I don't think i've ever gotten any art of it so i'd have to ask someone to draw both so i can decide

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

You should smell my farts, Kwaver

🫥

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

Titties. Big, oiled up man titties.

True!! Any oomfs with man titties wanna let me touch and/or lick them?

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 3mo

oh? you’re telling me kwaver peed on this rug? furiously sucking moisture from rug

Waow :3

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Kwaver · 3mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 3mo

I'm your number one hater. Why don't you fuck me already? I need you

Who is this 😭😭😭

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Kwaver · 3mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 4mo

Holy fuck. I just took a massive shit, Kwaver

Cool!

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Kwaver · 4mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 4mo

GGGRAAAAAHH!! BACK OFF CHASE ! YOU AND THAT ANON RAAAH!
HE HAS DONE A SINGLE WRONG THING! ONE! AND EVEN THEN HIS INTENTIONS WERE NOT MALICIOUS (PROTECTING TJ AFTER SEEING SYDNEY'S BEHAVIOR GET INCREASINGLY VIOLENT AND DANGEROUS FOR MONTHS) + WAS A CHILD!! HOP OFF MY MAN!!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

He also intentionally left his relationship with leo up in the air when he moved to pueblo and kept sexting with him, leading him on. Also he's just annoying as hell, everything flynn said about him was right 😭

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Kwaver · 4mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 4mo

I don't like you, Kwaver starts sucking your cock

Normal people: "hi how are you?" /lh

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Kwaver · 4mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 4mo

You are wrong. Chase is horrible not bc he killed a kid but bc he is being a bitch about it.

What

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Kwaver · 4mo
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