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Kwaver
KwaverKat

I'm a cat on the internet

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*pees on ur rug* ok now ask something

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Who am i? ((O_O)) · 17d

YOU'RE GAYYYYY!!!

Well yes

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Kwaver · 15d
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 18d

Poppiepoopbrahh grah

What

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Kwaver · 17d
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 29d

Frottage on the South Shore Line let's go rn

Bruh that's so far 💀

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Kwaver · 18d
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 29d

I just noticed you have a retro spring
Don't pay attention to that mean person
Hugs you and pets your head
You're adorable kwaver

Meow meow meow :3

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Kwaver · 18d
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 1mo

Kill yourself you fat disgusting worthless waste of oxygen tone indicator user, I hope you get run over by a semi truck and your disgusting fucking entrails are just sprawled out all over the fucking highway you waste of life

Sure cause this is such a normal thing to say to a stranger

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Kwaver · 1mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

And favorite thinf to piss on?

Ur rug

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 2mo

Hottest fictional man brainrot crush?

I don't really have one in particular rn but oscar fortnite is really hot

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Kwaver · 2mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 3mo

happy birthday kwaver may this day bring you lots of joy and i hope you enjoy your foreskin themed birthday cake so happy birthday have a good one this is from muffin btw

Thankuuu!! Also my birthday cake was portal themed (i decorated it to look like the one in the game teehee)

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Kwaver · 3mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 3mo

happy birthday!!! ure cool

Thankuuuu teehee :3c (also no i'm not lmao)

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Kwaver · 3mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 3mo

Happy birthday, have this rug, it’s Persian and I hope no one would pee on it

Dw it's safe with me :3

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Kwaver · 3mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 3mo

happy birthday!!!!! I wish I could give you the gift of my latino foreskin

Erm.. dms are open :3c and thank u!!

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Kwaver · 3mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 4mo

Is the kwaverussy blue?

Erm.. it's called kwussy. But idk it might be? Or it might be pink. I don't think i've ever gotten any art of it so i'd have to ask someone to draw both so i can decide

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Kwaver · 4mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 4mo

You should smell my farts, Kwaver

🫥

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Kwaver · 4mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 4mo

Titties. Big, oiled up man titties.

True!! Any oomfs with man titties wanna let me touch and/or lick them?

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Kwaver · 4mo
Who am i? ((O_O)) · 5mo

oh? you’re telling me kwaver peed on this rug? furiously sucking moisture from rug

Waow :3

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Kwaver · 5mo
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