Chris CM. Martinez · 7 answers · 3y

I'm getting the vaccine. May 25th is my 1st dose, Ok, u sheeple u win. Mostly because I can't stand my mother bugging me about it. I welcome the blood clot I'm going to get I've gone down on Asian hookers. I'm not gonna die from the kung-Flu!🤔

You’ll be fine Chris. If you’re not afraid to sleep w random sex workers then I don’t think this will kill you. See? This whole time you didn’t know you were building stamina for this momentous occasion. Lol. I’m all seriousness though— you’ll be ok.

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