What matters isn't the origin of the ice; it is whether or not it chills you to your very core.

(Since icebergs are often split off from glaciers to begin with, we sense some "They're the same picture" energy from this question. Apologies. 😆)

Eh, I'm not really a polearms kinda girl. If you want to get up close, swords. If you don't, arrows. Polearms just seem like a weird, unsatisfying middle ground to me.

A little bit! ^^;

Not for every meal, but sure! French Onion is a favorite of mine.

rolls a d20

Success! Skirty the Bear appreciates this answer, especially since she wants to wear skirts without potentially exposing her bear bits. She is calmed, and pleased. The day is saved!

Oh no, Skirty the Bear is on a rampage! She told you that you were the only one who could prevent pants! This was your responsibility specifically! And now look what we have -- pants! Do something to quell the beast before she mauls us all!

Awwww!
Awww, that one's so cute!
Wait, I'm not seeing any shapes in -- oh, that one was Shift-JIS, not ASCII.
Awww! 💖

Thursday is the one that has work but consistently no after-work plans, so... that one. And I guess that tells you a bit about how busy I am these days!

You might think you're clever, reinventing skirts like that, but I've got my eye on you... XD

You've picked the wrong moment to ask, because right now I have no idea. x_x

pet, pet, pet...

I'm tempted to lean towards cat, but only because I'm weirdly good at meowing. XD

Stoats are cuter, goats are more unhinged. Advantage: depends on my mood on any given day. Today it's stoats.

pet pet :3

hdddaldhsldhslfhsldhakdhskdshdlakfhsjsldjadkfj!!! kisses you back all over yours!

Took me a minute to process the beginning of the question, but I got it. XD

Cell-by-cell robotization is the only option I'm completely comfortable with here -- the other two basically involve making a copy of me. If the original remains intact, then the new me would feel... fraudulent, for lack of a better word? And if it doesn't, same plus I'd feel guilty for the original's demise.

Meanwhile, the nanotech option feels like it's just transforming the me I am into the me I always should've been, like HRT does.