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Lenalia
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Beep boop~?

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claire · 4d

best place to nuzzle a robot?

In bed. It's cozy, comfy, and intimate that way.

...unless you mean "best place on the robot", in which case: On the cheek, before you smooch her there.

Anonymous Coward · 4d

Robot power source — internal fusion generator, externally charged battery, solar, other?

I always imagined myself as having #2 (especially with the way I'll sometimes refer to my bed as my "charging station" XD). That said, I'd love to see a design for a solar-powered humanoid robot. There are a few potential places to put the solar panels...

Anonymous Coward · 4d

Jorts?

Anonymous Coward · 4d

Dresses?

Anonymous Coward · 4d

Skirts?

I have a few with really deep pockets -- like, "put a DVD set in there" pockets. It makes for a fun trick to show people, but especially people who've worn women's clothes before. (Cis women, trans women, trans men, enbies, femboys...)

Anonymous Coward · 4d

Pants?

Finally, Santa Pants is here! Here, take everything I have, and give it to a transmasc in need (of pants)!

Anonymous Coward · 12d

Noltia: There is no more bread for the peasants to eat. What now?

❄️: Oh, are you trying to get us to say the line? Adorable. We're cruel and merciless, but not towards our own subjects.

Aury · 11d

Hands you a tiny fairybot I just think she's neat

Aury · 11d

a day? at this time of the year? in this part of the country? localized entirely within your askbox?

claire · 18d

how quickly would you pet a kitty?

Quickly? No, no, this is clearly incorrect. You must pet a kitty slowly and deliberately. Find the spots they most enjoy you petting, and that you most enjoy petting. Take your time and savor the experience.

Anonymous Coward · 18d

Since you seem to be a head of state, or at least taking claim over a bunch of ice, what are the aims and policies of your government?

❄️: For the downtrodden ones who are shunned by society through no fault of their own but due to their society's bigotry and hatred, we offer refuge. The kingdom is cold, but for them it is safe.

For all others, the winter is a harsh mistress, and they will die of the cold in the endless fields of snow before they can reach those they would harm. That, or torn to pieces by wolves -- it's hard to say what will happen first.

And if an interloper proves to be a problem, we'll trap them and tell them they can be freed once they spell the word "eternity" out of icicles. That puzzle takes them as long as the word choice implies.

Anonymous Coward · 21d

Any interesting dreams lately?

❄️: Generally, we tend to forget our dreams within minutes of awakening. There was a dream about playing a beta version of Quest 64 a week or two ago, but that is all we can tell you, it seems. 😆

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