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Ultimate Detective

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A suspect? A witness? · 12h

hiii, what's your major? :3

Hello! I am English Literature student. The fact that I am currently enrolled in university is a shocker because I always thought I wouldn't make it this year. But it has been three to four months since I've enrolled here.

A suspect? A witness? · 3d

Gigi bites, don't be near for more than 157 km. jokes asides, how's your day kimikim?

A suspect? A witness? · 11d

who's gigi? /gen.

A suspect? A witness? · 12d

r u lisbeen? leastbean? lesbeeant? lesbeannn

Yes, I'm lisbeen I mean leeastbean I mean lesbeeant I mean lesbeannn I mean girls.

A suspect? A witness? · 13d

skibidi gyat. i truly missed being in here. - ginger liker

Red. · 13d

mamma mia [french noises]

A suspect? A witness? · 13d

EIN EIN EIN ❗❗❗ It’s been so long since I drop here‚ how are you? It’s me! Yjuda! ❤️‍🩹

Hello, Yjuda. I'm doing well today, thank you. I'm currently editing a paper for my presentation on Tuesday and it's tiring, though. Thank you for still being here. Pats pats.

A suspect? A witness? · 3mo

i guess,,,, ill have to run then 😔 i like her so much though. if she says anything basically "i still love my ex" im LEAVING. i am now motivated!!!! thank you lesbian god! i will be back here to give you updates!

PLEASE LEAVE AND DON'T LOOK BACK‼️‼️‼️ I shall expect another update from you, my dear LesbianGod follower.

A suspect? A witness? · 3mo

HELLO LESBIAN GOD!!! i guess its almost been a week, anon who needed your words of wisdom is here to give u an update 😇...
she herself stated that she does think and miss her ex sometimes! and! i think im super duper cooked! im having THE talk with her rn, but she went to sleep so now i am left alone with my thoughts 😇😇 please, any thoughts

PAUSE. Did nothing really come out of your conversation? I mean, knowing that she ACTUALLY misses her ex /sometimes/ is a good thing to know (not for you, that is). I don't know what to say to you, my dear LesbianGod follower. Because you ARE SUPER COOKED. RUN, GIRL (universal)‼️‼️‼️‼️ Please have some self respect for yourself and know your worth. 😭😭

A suspect? A witness? · 3mo

Honestly, I am thankful for you because even though it's a small thing, you are one of the few people who guided me in discovering what I am. I am a lesbian! Now, I have a loving husband. I love him so much. I wasn't in denial anymore. I will shout to the world how much I love him!

WAIT, REALLY?? ME???? OMG???? YEAAAHHH, I'M SO VERY HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! 🥹 I know how hard it was to be in denial but I'm glad that you've learned to accept yourself because you deserve acceptance from yourself first! I'M HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER FOREVER!!! 🥳

A suspect? A witness? · 3mo

What do you call it when a non-binary gets jealous? E-n-by! Sorry, that joke takes a bit of explanation. You see, "enby" is a non-binary gender identity, and "envy" is when you wish you had something that someone else has. So, when a non-binary is envious, they're kind of an E-n-by! Get it?

HAHAHAUWUEH??? I appreciate that you even gave me an explanation for the joke LMAOOO!!!! 😭

A suspect? A witness? · 3mo

hi, baby. guess who‼️‼️ /j

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