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Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

i guess,,,, ill have to run then 😔 i like her so much though. if she says anything basically "i still love my ex" im LEAVING. i am now motivated!!!! thank you lesbian god! i will be back here to give you updates!

PLEASE LEAVE AND DON'T LOOK BACK‼️‼️‼️ I shall expect another update from you, my dear LesbianGod follower.

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

HELLO LESBIAN GOD!!! i guess its almost been a week, anon who needed your words of wisdom is here to give u an update 😇...
she herself stated that she does think and miss her ex sometimes! and! i think im super duper cooked! im having THE talk with her rn, but she went to sleep so now i am left alone with my thoughts 😇😇 please, any thoughts

PAUSE. Did nothing really come out of your conversation? I mean, knowing that she ACTUALLY misses her ex /sometimes/ is a good thing to know (not for you, that is). I don't know what to say to you, my dear LesbianGod follower. Because you ARE SUPER COOKED. RUN, GIRL (universal)‼️‼️‼️‼️ Please have some self respect for yourself and know your worth. 😭😭

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

Honestly, I am thankful for you because even though it's a small thing, you are one of the few people who guided me in discovering what I am. I am a lesbian! Now, I have a loving husband. I love him so much. I wasn't in denial anymore. I will shout to the world how much I love him!

WAIT, REALLY?? ME???? OMG???? YEAAAHHH, I'M SO VERY HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! 🥹 I know how hard it was to be in denial but I'm glad that you've learned to accept yourself because you deserve acceptance from yourself first! I'M HAPPY FOR YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER FOREVER!!! 🥳

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

What do you call it when a non-binary gets jealous? E-n-by! Sorry, that joke takes a bit of explanation. You see, "enby" is a non-binary gender identity, and "envy" is when you wish you had something that someone else has. So, when a non-binary is envious, they're kind of an E-n-by! Get it?

HAHAHAUWUEH??? I appreciate that you even gave me an explanation for the joke LMAOOO!!!! 😭

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

hi, baby. guess who‼️‼️ /j

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

be my parent. (w/ force)

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

is this, by any chance– your entry.. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/g1ADHp2HaWgtnakS/?mibextid=oFDknk .. 🤔🤔 (hope the link is working)

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

lesbian god it hasn't even been a week but i can tell shes already losing interest , what shalt i do !?!
- anon that has a situationship with a girl

Well! You can try to light the spark of interest again or you can walk away! 😄 (This is me trying to be positive)

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

I would like to bring an offering and that is pie… But the million dollar question is, which pie must I bring to a lesbian god ?!

The LesbianGod does not necessarily want overcomplicated dishes. Whatever you give shall be accepted but I'd love an apple pie!

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

Hello, what're your thoughts on dulcineah?

I think you're great! I love how you're dedicated to what you do and you're my AroAce comrade! I hope you're doing well because you deserve good things in life.

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

no!!!! ..... what shall i do, oh lesbian god? even for i am cooked, i cannot leave my beloved ! i like her way too much ! is change possible?! 🙏 she told me im the one she likes anyway !!! haha !!

Whatever copium you're on, I want it so badly. Report back to me in a week because I want to see how this goes. Change is only possible if SHE wants to change. 😭

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

been a rough month already and it's only the fifth of august [smokes wafer stick] tough life

Can I get a hit of that,,, this is such a mood. University is ruining my sleeping schedule.

Magical girl (universal) · 3mo

I will be your lesbian protector

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