I can't really fry an egg... I don't eat eggs so never learnt to cook them?? But I could try learn, for money, or lego, or a really good fuck.

Thank you, I grew them myself. I am a humble farmer.
They are very uneven, but, I am trying to learn to like them, and so I post them until I do like them XD

Yeah, always, I’m polyam and I pretty much have gay thoughts for like 80% of all my close friends.
But I haven’t, gone on any…
It’s like Pokemon, I want to date them all, but, I’ve got no poke balls.

do you mean like, meet up for a meal and hang out date? a date date? or just, with someone you're dating date?
The first, Fucking, Years? The latter, only been like, 3 months... god time flies

My left ear used to be pierced, back in college, but I took it out as it didn't suit me. Any other piercings are by accident, I am good with knives

I wasn't planning on, as its about to be midnight, spent today being big sleepy.

Very, yes, of course, I am completely wholesome, no lewd at all here. or anywhere...

Pancakes as in Crepes. they are god send

I run an NSFW account, and used to sell content on OF and PH. I kind of expect someone would get off to me XD

I own a proper dog collar, designed for German shepherds so it can take a pulling.
But I don't own many pretty fancy looking ones.
Need a fancy ass one for outfits.

OH GOD IF I COULD BE LIKE 6 INCHES SHORTER I WOULD IN A HEART BEAT.
I am tall, I stand out as is, and I love heels, so slapping on 4 inch heels just makes it worse.
But make me like 5 foot 6, a cute size, then 4 inch heels makes me 5 foot 10, still a good height without standing out constantly

hmm, I am quite sensitive in areas already, thanks hormones <3.
Possibly sense of smell? when you love someone you learn their scent, everyone has a unique smell to them thanks to their sweat. and when you love someone, that scent becomes a safe place, a blanket. It's why girls steal their partners hoodies.
I mean taste isn't also bad but, most things just taste of sweat to be honest...

hmm, I am getting old these days, like, 19/20 is the cut off point.
A baby 18 year old is too young, but closer to my age is better, and oldest. fuck, probably about the same the other way, so like, 31/32? Honestly age is a strange thing, cause I know 30 year olds who are as mature as 20 year olds. And i don't really go out my way looking for a partner, I just, end up liking someone as a friend, and realising I like spending every day with them.

The best partners are actually just best friends who you want to spend every day with, but cause you're dating you can make out and gay stuff

I mean, I fucked myself like 2 months ago, I get fucked by the government daily.
But a partner? pffft, hahaha, oh god, many moons ago

I mean, I am polyamorous, so... I am happy with anyone in the bedroom, but if multiple people want me at the same time, and everyone is gravy with it, sure.