AHHH IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG :(

1. Blu Medic knows all of his birds and can name all of them perfectly, but Red Medic only knows Archimedes and calls almost every bird Archimedes.
2. He has 100% tried to fuck one of his patients while they were asleep or unable to move hehe
3. He works well in complete silence, no music or anything on in the background. He would do paperwork or surgeries with only the sounds of the task in the background.
4. His sleep schedule is completely fucked but he somehow manages to appear and act not tired and like the got more than 8 hours of sleep.
5. He has awful doctors handwriting and whenever he leaves a note somewhere, the others are always scared to mess up whatever the note says

Sorry these arent the best I’m tired but I wanted to answer this…

Scout- He would try to stay quiet, but he just can’t help being loud! He would whimper a lot imo and no matter if he’s topping or bottoming he moans loudly when he cums. He would also blabber on and on about how good it feels.

Soldier- Definitely vocal, not as much as Scout but loud grunts would come out, if he talked at all it would be loud.

Pyro- The mask keeps them muffled but I think with or without the mask they would be quiet. I can’t see then being very loud in any context (other than during battle)

Heavy- Can’t see him being too loud, though he’s not silent. He would groan and grunt a lot methinks

Demo- I could see him blabbering nonsense and groaning but other than that being quiet? I dunno I can’t really think of much for him… :(

Engie- He would let out low moans and groans but most of the time, he would talk dirty as a way to hide them. He would mutter praises or degrade you but I could see him being a talker.

Sniper- Generally, I can see him being quieter. He would let out quiet moans and if he talked at all, it would be in his quieter voice (I think it’s the one he uses when he’s looking through his rifle, that’s what it says on the wiki anyways.)

Medic- He cannot be quiet for the life of him. If he’s not in a soundproof room, everyone can hear him and knows he’s having sex.

Spy- He would try to keep it down to groans and maybeee a soft moan here and there but I think as he cums he definitely moans a bit loudly. If you tease him, he’ll definitely get louder.

Scout- Not sure if it would be a favorite but I love putting Scout in the worst situations ever, especially in my head to cope with life. Even if I’m upset about stupid things it’ll be like “Oh I can’t do this thing, okay, now Scout gets to experience the worst thing ever.”

Soldier- This one was hard but I really like the thought of him sleeping with stuffed animals and either denying it and blushing or calling it “very American” and being proud about it ehehe…

Pyro- Urgh i don’t have much for Pyro but they would be the kinkiest person ever. Maybe not things like shit but they would for sure be super kinky. Who knows what’s happening under that mask.

Demo- I feel Demo would give really good advice. He would be a good listener and would help others through things. Even if he’s drunk he’d still be super sweet about it. (This might be cause I love the “yer doin good lad” video)

Heavy- Agh this man would be so into being dominated. Especially by someone small like Scout or Engie (the latter only cause he’s the shortest) and having to take it. Being tied up and gangbanged or just used :)

Engineer- This man would do the cutest things ever for the mercs. He would make little things for everyone. If he has free time, he makes things others like. If someone was sad and needed something, he would make anything for them. I love this man.

Sniper- hehehe someone sucking him off while he’s working and his overactive bladder makes him need to go. Then he gives the other person a golden shower (even better if the other is into it)

Medic- Okayokay this might not be my favorite but it’s up there, him getting absolutely fucked up. This man has almost no limits but imagining him get beat up and fucked so hard and being forced to do so much that he needs to use a safeword is so fun to think of. He would never use the safeword but I want to make him use it. I want him to be beat up, while having some surgery done to him, and being fucked so hard he can’t take it anymore. (Sorry about this one)

Spy- Now for a sweet one,,, I love sweet dadspy. Spy just being a father and caring for Scout makes me so happy and I love picturing myself as Scout cause that’s what I want. My fic “Father and Son” makes me so happy cause they’re just so sweet :) HOOOOOHHH MY GOD AND SPY BEING THE TEAM SLUT. I talked to my friend about this but him doing absolutely anything for a good fuck.

I ask this a lot but I’ve never really thought about it myself somehow……

Scout- Definitely feet… I feel like he’d like musk too, being forced to clean your feet would be like a dream come true for him no matter how much he denies it

Soldier- probably whips and being able to leave marks. Also powerplay,, i think he would enjoy someone having power over him and ordering him around or even the other way around

Pyro- Latex and things to do with fire, wax play, burning, etc.

Demo- this one was hard and I dunno about this but I think he’d be into being fucked by objects, like a whiskey bottle or something similar

Heavy- he would love getting dominated,,, even though he could easily dominate someone else he just loves having the power taken from him but he doesn’t admit it.

Engineer- probably stuffing….. or calling people/being called a “thing” or “it”

Sniper- agh,, musk and just scents in general.. you come home after a long day of working and you’re sweaty and smell? He absolutely loves it.

Medic- i blame fenrir for this but shit.. and anything having to do with medicine or medical related things

Spy- not really bad but voyeurism, watching people while he’s cloaked or even just being in the same room with others fucking and him jerking off watching.