I am the ONLY true dib fan. I think of dib every hour of the day. When I piss, I think about holding hands with dib while we both piss at a urinal (Or twin toilets if he prefers that, of course). When I eat? I fantasize about spoon feeding dib. When I sleep? I dream about consensual handholding with dib, When I shower? I imagine washing myself along with dib in the same shower, When I sit? I hallucinate dib sitting on my lap and talking about sky diving, ping pong, sailing airplanes, or whatever he feels like talking about. dib is my life. So before any of you even THINK about being “dib's number one fan” think of ME.