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anon · 5d
So I've come across your answer to this ask (/@MassiveMage/a/113678108626592692) and your Touhou blob tier list while knowing barely anything about Touhou, and now you made me interested in those characters! Arghhh. I now want to play the games and see for myself if I agree with you. Where do I start?
i will respond to your other questions when i'm able to sit down and type out the answers but i really, really, REALLY like touhou so i needed to get this answer out as soon as i can. hopefully this is a good guide to help you out a bit
the touhou series thrives off of two things primarily: the games themselves and the FUCKTONS of fan content there are. the former tend to be hard as balls, as expected of bullet hells. you have two possible starts: the FIRST game, Highly Responsive to Prayers which is part of the PC-98 era up until Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, which is the second place you can start since it's essentially a reboot of the entire continuity. there are fangames you can get stuck into as well—touhou luna nights is one of the best ones you can buy—so you don't hafta stick to the official ones if the difficulty is too much for you. i, personally, actually played the gacha game (Touhou Lost Word) since launch until around about december last year, so that's an alternative route you can take if you want that instead
however, being completely honest, the games themselves do not feature character-heavy interactions like you tend to see in fanart or writing. the fan content is what tends to define the interpretations of most characters, whether it's music or fanart that has a character acting a certain way. genuinely the best way to get an understanding of the characters is through the fanart because it's easily accessible and most interpretations stem from the fan content anyway. yes this does mean that TECHNICALLY you can just read fat porn of the touhous and you'd get ONE of many fan interpretations but you know what i mean
also a choice you can take are the mangas, which are canon. i read Silent Sinner in Blue and it was really fun (and focuses on the Lunarians, which are my favourite group in the whole of touhou), so if you wanted to take a third option and do that instead then by all means please do go ahead and give it a try. i hope that this answer helps you get a good idea of what you want to do
anon · 5d
have yoj read the parody of the zootopia abortion comic where it's about arby's
until this ask i hadn't even read the original comic let alone the arby's parody. i have gone ahead and done that and i think that it is a miracle that nick is thin as he is let alone judy hopps holy fucking shit.
anon · 5d
Opinions on societal weight gain/obesity epidemic stories? Do you enjoy reading/writing them? Stakes?
I for instance personally like when by the end the average weight of everyone exceeds waaaaay past immobility. (I needed to gush)
i think societal weight gain/obesity epidemic stories are FUCKING AWESOME. i have always been a sucker for scenarios where entire casts of video games (i.e. touhou project) are just morbidly obese for unexplained reasons (or explained reasons that can't easily be fixed). i love reading them so fucking much and when people write obesity epidemics for touhou i gain ten years to my lifespan. i have considered trying my hand at writing one before but i just don't know if i could do a particularly good job at them is the thing... the stakes in such a fic are also fun too. maybe someone wants to resist the megafattening of the local population but are too late or give up at the end... it's so fucking good aouahoguhughgh
anon · 5d
A pretty unique question, what do you think is the ultimate, most thematically appropriate barely wheezing slob feed? Burgers? Melted ice cream via funnel? Melted chocolate? Grease? Unlabeled slop? A bland "nutrient" (95% fat) slurry? Condensed mana essence (for use with fattening spells)? Felt like giving some examples to make your mind run a bit.
hmmm... i do think that it depends on the "vibes" you want to cultivate. i know it's a copout answer but the thing is that different foods work best for different situations. disgusting grease trap woman who ruins their insides and has lard coursing through their veins? you want big-ass greasy burgers. blob who's trapped in a facility or in a basement and is forced to gain weight fast? unholy concoction of cream and butter that aren't even bonding together. blob who is dehumanised and treated like livestock? you already fuckin know they're getting the slop treatment. it really depends on the situation but at least to me i'd probably prefer something that can be fed via hose since suckling like a pig is fucking SEXY
anon · 5d
Ah, someone of culture. Touhou has so many good polycules with all the ladies and factions around! And made even better if they all weight a dozen tons and become morbid gasbags! Any other fat touhou ships you go gaga for! I’d love to hear as many as you enjoy!
i can name a bunch off the top of my head that work best for fat stuff... mokou x kaguya, reisen x tewi, reisen x youmu, reimu x youmu, yukari x yuyuko x okina, the list just keeps going and going and GOING holy shit. aya x hatate, marisa x reimu, meiling x sakuya, sakuya x ran, IT JUST KEEPS GOING I NEED TO SEE ALL THE TOUHOU CHARACTERS OBESE AND GAY AND BLASTING ASS AND MASHING PUSSYROLLS TOGETHER LIKE HORNY WHALES HEEEEEEEEEELP
anon · 5d
Oh I’d love to hear your detailed dissection of the Yoriverse’s bathroom habits! Is that too much to ask beyond hole?
a-ahah... i apologise anon but even though i wrote something seriously detailed in the form of the nami egghead fic i confess i'm a bit too embarrassed to discuss the yoriverse cast's bathroom habits on the fly. sorry. i need to be in a particular mood to shed my inhibitions and talk about it in length so i am apologetic that i can't do that this time...
anon · 6d
What do your non Yori OCs want for Christmas?
noel really just wants to spend a day with dorothy. it doesn't have to be a special day, not a lot has to happen—but her internal processes fire the most whenever she's hanging out with dorothy...
shelley wants another big royal banquet. she doesn't really expect people to come but if they do this christmas then she'll... hesitantly, but gladly share it with them. she's generous like that, you see.
rosa will be spending christmas with her (crime) family and will specifically be looking forward to giving sebastian his gift of dicking down rosa so badly the bed fuckin breaks. being rosa's boyfriend would be so cool...
merkabah and shibboleth have no concept of christmas and as such simply do not celebrate it. shibboleth probably wants to look at the pretty christmas lights while merkabah wants the funny red hat because it looks cool
anon · 6d
Yoriverse OC beach day, how do these slobs relax
as any fat fuck on the beach would: showing off tons and tons of skin and splashing about in the water like a pod of whales!
yori would insist on wearing a bikini even though it's extremely clear to everyone present that there is no fucking way that she can keep herself decent with all that mass surging outwards. sad but true
shoyo wouldn't give a shit one way or another if it's a nudist beach or not. he's got all that flab and he is going to FLAUNT that shit and people are going to drool watching him wobble about and leaving elephant stomps in the sand because of how huge his cankles are
lee would likely show up in swimming shorts and would be unable to wear a shirt because of how big her hammy arms are... unfortunately because of how pancakey her tits are people think she's a boy and it annoys the SHIT out of her
sekishusai is not one for relaxing on the beach but i can see her trying to get a tan and failing because she's pale like snow. beyond that she could possibly waddle around in the water and muttering something about how much blood it would take to stain it red
kumonryu is a lunarian and doesn't really experience normal earthen seas like we do. i imagine that she would try to get into the water but she ends up walking on it and she just can't get inside it no matter how hard she tries. someone get her a piña colada...
hua would likely stay in the water. water is good at preserving bodies, after all, so by default she's attracted to bodies of water like the sea. that, and she can do a SICK impression of jaws with her clawblades...
anon · 10d
Sliver and Blaze are so good for slobby mutual gain for many reasons. Not only are they both so hot and have great personalitys for wg. With both there powers, mainly Slivers physic powers the struggles of getting food, moving and all that are not there. Imagine because of this they give into glutton way more and just let loose. Where Sonic and Shadows powers they basically loose the fatter they get so they probably a bit more hesitant gain and let loose. The idea of Sliver and Blaze letting out just a storm of gas as they make out is so sexy.
i have been thinking a lot about silver in recent times and deep down i just really, really, REALLY want him and blaze to have a happy ending together where the both of them just get stupid fucking crazy huge and obese and are happy just mutual gaining and slobbing out with each other. silver and blaze holding giant blobby hands is just too cute for me to pass out. between you and me anon i outright plan to go ahead and write this so maybe stay tuned if you wanna see me give writing these two fat fucks a try...
anon · 10d
Shadow as a massive slobby blob, who is just so gluttonous and always hungry is so sexy. Rouge pampering him no stop and groping and teasing him about his smell, gas, size and most importantly moobs. It be so sexy.
this is so trueee oughghhh... i subscribe to a particular interpretation of shadow's character where i think that he really isn't sonic's rival so much as he is his own character with his own goals that just happen to coincide with sonic's. because of this i feel like his personality is more or less stoic but he really does care a lot deep down and will gladly be extremely soft and vulnerable around people he really cares for. in other words, i imagine rouge deciding one day to go ahead and spoil the hell out of shadow and by the time he's bloated up to 700lbs rouge cannot stop fondling him because he's so CUTE. i didn't know hedgehogs could purr but it's increasingly getting harder for shadow to tell her to ease up and let go of him... if he even wants to in the first place...
anon · 10d
I also see Sonic as kinda shameless slobby hog, though I also kinda love the idea that Amy and or Sally pampered him so much he become much more lazy and just really lets loose. No longer a high energy boy, a lazy gluttonous slob who just loves to let loose. Plus chilli dogs are very gas inducing food.
honestly this is also really good. i think that like a big part of the archie sonic comics is that sonic physically cannot stay put for a second and needs a higher purpose in life since it's what he used to so something about sally fattening him up so he can take things a bit easier until he's the size of knothole and eagerly wagging his tail when a much-heftier sally has nicole airdrop a couple tons of chilidogs directly into his awaiting maw. i can imagine amy with hearts in her eyes just cuddling sonic's moobs and squealing because they're soft as all hell...
anon · 10d
Gosh I love the idea of Sonic showing off his massive gassy ass to Amy or Sally in confidences as they both just drool at the sight of it. They love groping it and all that.
fucking you and me both dude. i genuinely cannot get the idea of sonic as a dominant feedee out of my head because it fits him SO WELL. sonic the hedgehog shaking one of his love handles and asking who's responsible for it and amy passes out from a nosebleed while sally's bititng her lip going "well i can't NOT fuck him" it's so fucking good. sonic with a massive billboard ass that has panties that say "AMY'S HEDGEBLOB" or "PROPERTY OF PRINCESS SALLY ACORN" and both of them are completely going apeshit at the thought of worshipping his blobby body i'm fucking LOSING IT MAN
anon · 10d
Ooh, hostess minigames sound fun, especially if it focuses on their character more than just sex appeal! How would those play out?
i am imagining that it would be less like a dating sim and more like a visual novel akin to ace attorney-ish where you present the right pieces of "evidence" (read: conversation topics) at the right time to keep things going. i don't know if you've played AAI2 anon but if you look at the mind chess minigame that's basically what the hostess minigames would be like. just keeping the conversation going until they reveal a fun thing about themselves/important secret that gives them more character depth
anon · 10d
Dyson sphere, hngghhh…already being bigger than a sun when eaten, the flab heating their body up as much as a star…they have to deal with farts the size of solar storms, but imagine the power you could get from that, right?
(vergil DMC3 voice) i need more power.
this is a very special kind of energy harnessing where the supply means that the body must keep up with the demand in order to distribute that energy to other people. in my head i imagine this giant jupiter-sized blob who looks dark on the surface because of a lack of external light source (they ate the sun) but the plasma coursing through their guts causes them to shine dimly like some kinda fucked up disco ball. you see what my vision is right. turning someone into a human battery but like the cool kind, the kind that needs entire scientific fields in order to fully comprehend what the fuck is going on
anon · 10d
Yeah, a proper karaoke performance with some well timed farts sounds wonderful! I’m sure a fair maiden like Yori would own it! And how would the other five fare as singing slobs?
i think that in almost all instances due to my desire to listen to the cast show off their singing chops they'd also just provide "backing" tracks by farting in time with the rhythm. i mean i wouldn't mind if they did belch i just really wanna hear them sing...
here are a list of songs they would sing if you are curious:
yori - Truehearted Samurai (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjwtCjRvCKk)
shoyo - Playing the Fool (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svkrfhiLXN0)
lee - A Fine Day For Food (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxV4CNXN4xQ)
sekishusai - Hell Stew (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPzXg-yFLVE)
kumonryu - Asura's Beloved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYilrmeAQqE)
hua (post-game) - TONIGHT-restart from this night- (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP5kvP5p7Ss)