Random Succubi · 29d
Ludwig convinces Fritz that cockroaches are called that because they live in your penis and when you see one in your house it's because it crawled out. Fritz can't sleep that night and jumps at every vaguely skin-crawling sensation
Ludwig goes out of his way to one day genuinely try putting one in his underwear in his sleep, but he kept giggling and eventually Fritz woke up with a screech.
A fight for who shoves the insect down the other's throat ensues.
(Fritz wins surprinsingly, that more violent side of him from Emesis Blue if I may say so myself 🧐)
