I think in ASCII and UTF8, U is a higher character code than r, so I think the left-hand condition will be false, therefore "wha- no!"

Bash: "indeed"

...I'm a disgrace.

I do have a general preference for pawbs, not that I haven't been in some grabby moods sometimes. :3

EEEEP!

Gets completely trampled and destroyed under your feet/paws. Yet, a thankful and aroused smile does flash across my face.

Both! I like to:
- Watch people blush and squirm as I show off my paws to them, and get all bushy when they inevitably end up underneath them, either under my weight or just on their face, or... Well, you get the idea.
- Get stepped on, preferably very casually. I want to feel paws on me, feel someone's weight on me, macro, same-size, whatever... I love paws, dammit :3
- And I just enjoy looking at paws walking around and stepping on stuff, preferably when the owner of said paws is just busy doing something else.

Sadly no, they tend to taste like dirt, chlorophyll and sweat. But the again, if I stomp on some blueberries, crush the juice out of them, and get them covered in sweet juice and fruit pulp, get it squishing between by toes... Well...

Why don't you come and have a taste, anon?

You did hear me say paws, yes~

Two blue digitigrade stompers with gray pads that do tend to get rather dirty from walking all over the place barefoot...

More a scalie than a furry. I'd always liked dragons, I guess, but adopting the "furry" label must have started in, like, 2016-ish when I joined Discord and began properly running into other furries?

It started with me playing dragon, and I guess I kinda ended up going "Huh. Neat."