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Fart Slut · 1y

I’d like to apply as your live-in, 24/7 armpit huffer and sweat drinker

Get in line. Your number is 325. Please take a seat next to my dirty washing basket and help yourself to a refreshing bottle of Momma's ass sweat or carbonated fart water.

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