Hi Teapot!!!

Honestly, if we based my tea theme off my discord channel theme, the blueprint tbh, y’all would technically be customers in my tea house lol. I’ve always wanted to open one, but not in this lifetime, maybe the next ? I treat retro as a little tea shop, so I’m just the cashier here, calling me everyone’s teapot is oddly cut tho, so thank you ~ ! On to murder now tho !!

So like Kuna has been stalking Mgm. Mgm wasn’t originally supposed to be on his radar, but they had a chance encounter, like Mgm had helped him or held the door open for him, and Kuna??? Someone being nice to him and not wanting something in return ?? That has to be love right ?? He learns about Mgm, who his friends are, family, uni, etc, ect. Then he waits, waits until a majority of his friends are outta town, it takes months. He knows how forgetful Mgm is about windows, silly little lamb. Mgm will lock the doors, and double check them, but never the windows. Mgm doesn’t open the windows often, so he just assumes they are locked. He originally intends to knock Mgm out, keep him under while he moves Mgm to their home. But Mgm wakes up, throws something at Kuna, then books it.

It is raining Teapot, and Mgm books it out of his place with untied shoes on, Kuna following up after him. Mgm tries to get the attention of people, but this late at night ?? Only people around are drunkards, and they aren’t any help. (Let’s be real, Mgm is probably safer with Kuna than the drunkards at this point.) Mgms booking it down an alley he knows by heart when he trips, and Kuna is right there, eager to take his lovely lamb home. Mgm doesn’t go quietly, so Kuna has to be a little rough. (Poor mgm :((( bby should have just stayed asleep.) Kuna gets Mgm settled in his car, throws some blankets on him, patches his bby up, and takes them to their home.

Mgm wakes up with a broken ankle and wrist, Kuna did that so he could run or fight back well !! And when Mgm starts crying, Kuna starts apologising. Going on and on about how he didn’t want to hurt Mgm, but he needed to make sure he would run. Makes sure to give Mgm pain killers, gives him the softest bedding, all the books he could need, ect,ect. Makes sure the wardrobe he picked out for Mgm is all the silk pyjamas he could ever want, all the softest robes to go with it. Kuna doesn’t want Mgm as a house wife, he just wants to worship him. Kuna’s sealed basement acting as a shrine, Kuna will make the money, do the cooking, the cleaning, etc. Mgm should just be allowed to sit there and look pretty.

Mgm handles it, realises he can’t go anywhere after a while. Kuna is happy with Mgm’s acceptance. Makes sure to give Mgm all of his favourite meals after that. (Ofc said meals contain meat from Mgm’s old friends and family. Mgm, clearly not realising it, likes to eat Tsmiki the most, so Kuna uses her meat on special occasions. Yuj and Bara are “basic” meats, nothing super special about them. [Kuna hasn’t got to Goj yet, but he plans to.] It’s kinda pathetic though, how hard Kuna gets watching Mgm eat his friends and family, how Mgm will sometimes moan because of how good Kuna’s food taste. (They fuck at some point, idk when, but Kuna eats Mgm out like a champ, brings him to like 5 orgasms in one sitting, basically until Mgm is soft as putty in Kunas arms, twitching from the after shocks with teary eyes.

Maybe Goj finds out, and Kuna gets busted ?? But mgm is pissed because Kuna’s his husband, why would Goj do that??? (Mgm doesn’t believe that Kunas a murderer or anything, says that the meat they were eating came from ALD! ffs!! Even tho dna proves Mgms ideas to be false, like nah that was human meat Kuna had in his freezer.) Mgm is institutionalised and Kuna is jailed. Once the sentence is ruled. Kuna promises he’ll find Mgm again, and they can lead a happy life again.

I’m not sure where I went with this teacup ! But I’m going to finish watching my pasta, I finally have stopped driving 😭 !!!! But I hope you have a good night ! ~
Apologies if this went in a different direction than you thought it would.