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Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Since you’re so short how do you manage to get up stairs

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Do you shop in the baby isle or do you have custom made clothes to fit your tiny body?

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

whats ur favorite mooooovvvvviiiieeee???

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Why is the cheese gay?

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Top 5 exes

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Top ten favorite things about your gf

  1. Her voice
  2. Her personality
  3. Her humor
  4. Interests
  5. Her drawings
  6. accent
  7. Hair
  8. She silly
  9. She cool
  10. She da best
Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Olly why do you say you’re not as short as an ant

Because I’m not
Ants are ¼- to ½-inch in length while I as a human being am 4’9 feet tall making me significantly taller

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Why are you shorter than a ant

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Santa wants their elf back.

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