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Otto!
Otto_Poom

🔞 he/him, 35, married - very gay, objectively cool - big, dumb cat

Chicago
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Anonymous Coward · 1y

After you were certified Objectively Cool, have you ever been checked or do people just understand when they see you?

We have yearly certification we have to go through to maintain status. Can't use the title without it.

Anonymous Coward · 1y

What is your second favorite color?

Hmmm... good question... Probably teal? I think Orange is my favorite, but most of my stuff is teal!

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Favorite phase of the moon?

Oh, I'm a new moon girly. I'm here for a sliver. Everyone's always excited for a super moon. Not this cat!

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