How about training Buddy to get hungry every time he gets horny? A real Pavlov's dog kinda deal. It's hard to imagine anyone who spends a significant amount of time around Buddy won't end up with a real monster of a cock, and maybe I'm underselling that puppy but I just FEEL like it's not gonna be enough to just have a nice soft ass. There isn't gonna be enough cushion there for 'heavy petting', or really 'light petting' either! You gotta get a dog with more well-rounded assets! A dog with a soft, perpetually growling droopy gut and a fat pair of wobbling cheeks, the kind of body that both begs 'I've been a good boy, please please PLEASE give treats i'm just a good little pup' and 'PLEASE slide your dick into my navel into my ass against my ass into my ass into my mouth into my navel slap my body make it bruise bite bite me BITE ME FUCK ME'. And look, a little bit of direct action would go a long way there. I know. Spend a little bit of time PERSONALLY taking him out and giving him attention. And I would LOVE to, PLEASE don't mistake me, but like- you gotta leave habits for a pup to rely on! When Buddy sucks someone's dick, what's he gonna do in the aftermath? It must all seem so confusing, the range of possibility in front of him. But if his stomach were to growl after...

Well, he'd have his answer.

And like, really, It'd be doing everyone who crosses his path a favor. C'mon.