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Anonymous Coward · 12mo

I simp hard for clowns and unique inflation methods, so consider this a barrage of some of my favorite methods and wacky ideas! How do you feel on:
Laughing gas smoke bombs! A pyrotechnic entrance sure to leave onlookers amused, and definitely not swelling with each frenzied, giggling breath.
Seltzer bottles! Classic, even better when accompanied with shaking up the poor victim's tummy to get bubbles and foam fizzing out of them~
Sitting on an air tank! When guests misbehave, they get "shown to their seat~"

Not sure how i feel about laughing gas, i'm my own best audience and all the shows are for me and me only ! I should be the one laughing !
Seltzer bottles are a big yes tho ! It's one of best ways to refresh yourself (and others if you over do it (you will))
I don't need to tell you about air tanks tho~

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