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Anonymous Coward · 7mo

Listen: I need a gassy, gurgling blimp and I’m not concerned with what I have to do to make that happen. If I have to berry you myself, I will… 😈
Gotta bloat you up and make you completely unrecognisable, while you uncontrollably burp and blush so much you can’t get a single word out. Fatass.

Imagine the look on my constantly burping face when you start telling people who that blimp is and they see the resemblance enough to know that I really did become a big, fat freak 💦💦💦

@PigguCaz
PigguCaz · 7mo

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