The interpersonal issues between randoms on the Internet are not my problem, nor my business. I have better things to do with my time than keep up with what's going on in which group of followers/mutuals in which fandom. I don't know why you felt the need to send me a hostile message on anon. If you want people to take you seriously, I would advise being polite and respectful in your approach. Moreover, just because you and others are not getting along with someone, does not mean everyone else is required to drop them. Don't take this the wrong way, but I find it a little suspect that you sent me an anonymous message instead of just DMing me your "screenies" directly. I will give you 24 hours to DM your screenshots, otherwise I will be dismissing this message and carrying on with my life.

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What Is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow? is a quote from the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The question is often referred to online as a way of calling a topic or question overly trivial or technical.
Origin

In the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the discussion of the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow takes place twice in the film.[1] In the first scene, King Arthur asks a castle guard if he may be let in, since he has been riding all day to get there. The guard points out that he has not been riding, as his horse consists purely of the sound of two coconuts being clicked together, and a discussion of where the coconuts could have been obtained follows. During this discussion, King Arthur suggests that they could have been brought to England via a migrating swallow, and the castle guards continue to discuss the probability of this suggestion at length, becoming more and more technical in their debate. King Arthur becomes annoyed and rides away. Later in the film, Arthur is trying to bypass a troll who asks him "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Arthur, informed by the earlier debate, asks "What do you mean? African or European swallow?" Since the troll cannot answer this question, he is defeated.

MY GIRL!!!! I think this first one is more canon than HC, but I like to think she's prickly on the outside but actually really nice once you get to know her.
She has a hard time making and maintaining friendships because of how prickly she seems, and the fact that her interests aren't typical of those her age. Though they're very different, I think Kay Faraday would be one of her best friends because they met when they were kids and (imo) seemed to click there despite their differences in personality. I think they'd terrorize Edgeworth together.
Though Capcom refuses to ever let them interact beyond a scene or two, I think Franziska and Maya would get along well and could bond over how they both shoulder big responsibilities for their ages. (Maya - Fey clan responsibilities and legacy; Franziska - von Karma name and legacy)
Since she works with Interpol in Investigations, I think her investigative capabilities are top notch, and she also speaks multiple languages due to all of the globe-trotting she has to do!