Pyrodrgn

bloo_frost · 1y

will drgn ever get a mullet larger than they are

That's a strange visual ngl, but given its hair doesn't grow or whatnot, probably not...

Online Internet User · 1y

I think pyrodrgn should be Very Large more, in any way. Love to see it ominously loom...

You're so right

Online Internet User · 1y

i wish to hold shrimp in my hands

She's not that small you can just hold her hand outright

Online Internet User · 1y

what sort of interaction could one have with pyrodrgn that wouldnt have me become dead

Moving slowly, not making eye contact for too long, doing something that does not involve it so it can observe you and such to get a read on you

Online Internet User · 1y

Do you have a character you enjoy more than the others? Like gives you more joy and happiness and stuff when you get art of them or see them

Shrimp, most of my Gremlins, Friendshape, Pyrodrgn, uhhhh Arrow and I REALLY need more art of Toast people love them and I love them too

Online Internet User · 1y

How would pyrodrgn react if I offered em something to eat like a sandwich or some soup

Confusion at first. If it's genuine niceness it won't attack you though. Fun fact, if you do somehow take it somewhere like a restaurant, it is very kind to put a plate out for it, even though it won't eat deep down it feels a little less isolated

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

What would happen if pyrodrgn got sick? could i wrap it up in a blanket and make it soup?

It can actually get sick! There's no real known factor into what causes it, it could hang around with contagious people all the time and be fine. But if it ever does get 'sick', it gets sorta sluggish and sleepy... sometimes it 'sneezes' and sprays black goop from that filter. It's just like ichor not tar in this instance, but thankfully doesn't carry any germs or anything! Ironically this is one of the best times to be around it because it can't be bothered to rip your arm off. Just don't try to pet it or anything unless it knows you it can still DO that but needs provoking.

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

clears throat
clearly annoyed quinn blown up like a balloon, trying to play it cool and look mad but sweating a little because he MAY be on the verge of hitting his limit and popping

He's a moogle that knows every magic ever from FF. Meteor, Ultima, and oh I dunno, all the wind spells...

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

do you think i could gargle his cock or a. i wouldnt make it that far, b. it would split me in half, or c. the volume produced would be Too Much

Whomst'ves cock? Pyrodrgn?

A: yes
B: yes
C: yes

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

What's the size limit on Toast's insides? Can they stretch out to save a bigger person? Also related comm idea: Toast keeping Zero in tummy :)

Size limit? Likely unknown. Stretch out to save someone larger than themselves? Easily.
Eating Zero? That might be hard to swallow...

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

does toast have any hobbies while off duty?

Toast enjoys reading! They like a good crime novel.

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

How was pyrodrgn created? Did it just pop into existence or did someone else make it kinda like a science experiment sort of thing

I had a TF2 loadout I liked, I applied PERSONALITY to it, and here we are!

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

Hi! It's me random person here to say that love your ocs a bunch, I absolutely love giftwrap and buckets, want to hang out with friendshape and gourdon, and want some of your ocs to do funny things like tf me :)

This is like 14 of you!

Pyrodrgn · 1y

bloo_frost · 1y

quinn and your ffxiv moogle character guy. they should meet it'd be hilarious to see that little guy get angry over him

"Who's sassy lost child is this, kupo?" "PUT ME DOWN I'LL KILL YOU"

Pyrodrgn · 1y

Online Internet User · 1y

pyrodrgn farts but every fart makes its dick and balls bigger

That's an interesting way of doing it, random Retrospring person