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Quark · 9 answers · 2y

Would you trust your favorite operator to do basic house chores?

yeah, i think all of my favorite operators would be pretty fine with basic house chores!

No because I was raised to serve my wife. I clean the dishes and cook her food. I do whatever she says bc she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. She owns me. I am her property. If she ever cheats on me it's bc I was lacking.

SA doesn't even know how to hold a mope

NOW, GRANI? She'd leave everything squeaky clean, hell yeah

I CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING DEEP'S CUTE WIDDLE ASSISTANTS WOULD DO THE THINGSNDJFJDBFJDD

hmmm if it was
Phantom: no, I wouldn't. But he would be at least useful with sweeping
Thorns: no, I wouldn't. He can do it but I just don't trust him

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