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Anonymous · 5mo
/nsfw joke
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
MORE BRAIN WORMS gynecologist sevngmin worms
Anonymous · 5mo
/kinda nsfw
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
See I know this is a joke but I’m having brain worms of the humorous and 🌶️🌶️ kind
Anonymous · 5mo
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!!
You can’t have mine! My subscription ended 🤣😭
Anonymous · 5mo
//rodents
mice and rats are ticklish and will laugh if you tickle them
Noooooo you have reignited my want to get dumbo rats 😭😭 they’re so cuteee
Anonymous · 5mo
hello,
I am here to say
abdroid jsvng who was "defective" and had been rotting in storage at a lab until chn found him when he was doing inventory for the lab
chn was so in awe of how beautiful he is and knew just the person who might could fix him
he begged his boss to let him have the android and he was granted permission right away
he leaves work early and takes the android right to his best friend mimo's place
mimo just so happens to be the best hacker & tech expert he knows
bonus: when mimo sees the android's face for the first time, he cries because it's so beautiful
cue him spending months reprogramming / fitting new parts, getting to know droid jsvng and falling for him...
chn also becomes enamored with him, especially once he's partially working again and he can get to know his personality...
cue eventual mnchnsvng
HI YES HELLO THANK YOU hauntingly beautiful android Jsvng is now my new favorite thing and he will haunt my brain forever. There is never too much MnChnSvng and there is definitely never too much robot stuff I am in love with this,,,, just Mnho so intently working on fixing Jsvng while Chn watches completely enamored by both of them 😭👀👀
Anonymous · 6mo
I had that thought while writing guck, however I couldn’t betray the instructions of the universe ):
You are now an adorable widdle waddle doose
Congratulations
Salutations
Valedictions
Emancipations
Defenestrations
Manipulations
Frustrations
Mutilations
Masturbations
Formulations
Shower shortages in carnal Nevada
🦆🪿huack!
Anonymous · 6mo
Wpuld you rather be a doose or a guck?
Both of those sound like little demons 🤣 I’m going to have to go with doose because guck sounds explicit 😭
Anonymous · 6mo
I just want someone to
Honk my quill ):
🪿 Honk!
Anonymous · 6mo
Have you watched Patrick and the whale?
I have not! But now it’s on my list, I’ve been looking at a lot of pictures and art of whales recently 🤣
Anonymous · 7mo
Oh wait I was shark
A cat shark!! 🐈⬛🦈
Anonymous · 7mo
AMD SHARKS!!!!
I have been on a whale and shark kick recently 🤣
Anonymous · 7mo
OMG WE’RE DOING WHALE PUNS???!!!
🐋ALL THE WHALE PUNS🐋
Anonymous · 7mo
hi quill!! hi!!! hi!!!!! hi how are you!!!!!
Hi hi hi!!!!!! I’m doing good! I have packages coming today so I’m ✨excited✨
Anonymous · 7mo
A baby whale asks his dad one day, "where do I come from, Dad?" He responds, "From my penis, of course." "Oh, thank you" the baby whale says. Dad replies, "you're whale cum son"
PLEASE I was not expecting any of that and I choked on my drink 🤣
Anonymous · 7mo
I whale-ly like having you as a friend
I 🐋-ly like you too 💖