Spf Eric accidentaly cutting his finger(or some other minor inconvenience) and crying like a bitch so Kyle has to sit on their bed with Cartman ontop of him ugly crying onto his chest for like 3 hours and even though he’s annoyed he’s pretending to be really sweet and comforting, gently rocking him back and forth and telling him how much he loves him and that he matters to him a lot, and basically being a therapist for him until he falls asleep.