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✧ master of death · 5mo

hello..... leans on my porsche and drops keys to my massive mansion oh oops! im so clumsy.. tries to pick them up and drops my thick wallet oh my goodness!

Would be a real shame if someone were to rob you….as I take out my gun to begin the mugging

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