Anonymous Coward · 4mo
Well Your Highness, the Kingdom's most recent census data has finally been officially collected, collated & tallied… And the results reveal that ever since you assumed the throne, our entire Realm's collective obesity rates have soared, surged & skyrocketed by a staggering 10000%!!! 😳🐷📈
And if our latest, fattening figures & statistics are to be believed, …it's still continuing to increase!!! 😱
You see, it is quite the sneaky unintentional plan. A kingdom of fat asses who will obey the massive queen at evry direction, gluttony rubbing off on her subjects. More food!
