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Anonymous Coward · 5mo

Well Your Highness, the Kingdom's most recent census data has finally been officially collected, collated & tallied… And the results reveal that ever since you assumed the throne, our entire Realm's collective obesity rates have soared, surged & skyrocketed by a staggering 10000%!!! 😳🐷📈
And if our latest, fattening figures & statistics are to be believed, …it's still continuing to increase!!! 😱

You see, it is quite the sneaky unintentional plan. A kingdom of fat asses who will obey the massive queen at evry direction, gluttony rubbing off on her subjects. More food!

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